Darwin Hash House Harriers

The Trailmaster is always happy to get volunteer hares to set the run for him, he will keep track of the runs and set occasionally a Hash Committee run, if he feels like he might even set a run in the case that nobody volunteered for being the Hare. If it comes to that do not expect anything else that getting lost on bleeding feed whilst you covered smelly slimy stuff. The Trail Master will shrug any comments on these runs off and ask for the next volunteer to be our . If you ask why? It is written "You must not make the Trail Master Hare or the Gods of the Swamp of Marathon will take possession of him!"

This years Trail Master is “OBE” .