Lee Point Car Park – CBD and Cricket Monday the 21st December will go down in history as the day of the great Lee Point Mosquito Plague. Just the right place to set a hash run. 35 Festive runners headed off from the car park into the Lee Point rain forest. The walkers soon tired of being drained of blood by the clouds of mozzies and were back at the trailer and the two tins of Mortein by 6.25pm From 6.45pm the real runners started coming in from everywhere.

BACK AT THE TRAILER
The mozzies followed us back to the trailer. The hares obviously did not expect such a big pack and consequently Hash Booze (Full Bottle) had to go and get more beer and ice. Sexon came back bleeding and battered from going arse up on the run.

THE BOOZE
VB Stubbies Melbourne Bitter Stubbies and Cascade Light stubbies.

THE CIRCLE
The GM was away (still) so Vice GM, Barbwire opened proceedings at 8.01pm aided by his trusty, acting Choirmaster, Rhino.

DOWN DOWNS

CBD was up for supplying far too many Mozzies. He said they were better than Tennant Creek flies. Rice was up for fucking up the Weather. Physio was up after singing the Hash version of the 12 days of Christmas. Skiddy appeared with a large penis cap and a little plastic penis which (apparently) are to be returned to Cairns Hash. General was up for trying to drag off an unmarked Police Car on his BMW motorbike.

New Runners – Nobody

Returning Runners – Marcus (Not Yet’s son), Jane and Skiddy

Visitors – None

Chook Fucker – Browneye is still missing

JOKES – None.

The Circle finished at 8.15 pm

THE TUCKER Nice Sausages and the toughest boot leather steak seen at Hash in years. Oh, and garnished by Mozzies.

THE HARES – CBD & Cricket

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