25 Darwin Hashers and an equal number of Rural Hashers and kids rocked up to Animal’s place for a Boonies run in two headed country. We hung around until 6.15pm before heading off, to make sure the late arrivers did not miss the start. We followed pink tape up and down and along some nice soggy bushy hills in the middle of Bakewell, then a few streets until the walkers headed back home, arriving about 7.05pm. The runners continued on to a piss stop of Green Ginger Wine and Beer and arrived home at around 7.20pm

BACK AT THE TRAILER
Plenty of shelter and the rain kept away. No Trailer. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly in just two Hashers

THE BOOZE
VB Stubbies and Cascade Light stubbies.

THE CIRCLE
GM, Gash Has not been seen for weeks so Acting GM, Barbwire …and he started with a demand for ice. It was set up quickly two times, some cubes on a chair and the big bag on a second chair.

DOWN DOWNS

Stiletto from Rural (GM) fined Sir Animal. Apparently he got lost while setting the run and month and month later Lady Di discovered him drinking beer with some new friend he found on his way. Cortina was on ice like every week because he is partly responsible for the Rural committee.
Next candidate on ice was Noddy, he thought he was the last walking hasher and took off some markers but some late commers got lost because of it..Sexon was ask to give a note for the down down song but she felt so guilty and took a mug and offered to do a down down..There are seriously some things I will never understand!

We had two GM jokes and then it was Bugs turn to sit on the ice. He filled up three cars to impress the lady at the service station but the last car was a diesel and not unleaded..how impressiv! Bones got a “Confusion” down down because he turned up in jeans and not running shorts. GM asked for oversea hashers and his lovely Guest came up but for some reason she was prohibited to do a dip test and GM did a dip test instead. But one rural harrierrett was seen to witness it. Maybe they didn't want to see something they can't get in rural?
Chook Fucker – We had two nominations: 1. Genset – she refused to get a stubbie cooler for OBE out of the car (good girl) and second CBD – he waited to see how much rural is charging so he can decide to which club he belongs. No doubt he deserved the chook..BUT the chook has gone rural now! CBD didn't take care of it so a useless hasher from rural adopted our chook.. GET IT BACK CBD, IT IS A BIG CITY CHOOK IT WON'Y SURVIVE IN RURAL!

The Circle finished at 8.25pm

THE TUCKER Sausages and Steak, buttered bread, cheese, tomato, pineapple

THE HARES –Sir Animal & Lady Di

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