Trailmaster Browneye set one of the best Jungle runs we’ve had for a long time Storm clouds and distant thunder suggested a very soggy run. The rain stayed away until near the end. At 6.03pm, the pack headed off on pink tape, north from the DSLSC towards Lee Point. Across the sealed beach road, into the Casuarina jungle. Lots of Dark, Damp, Wet, Mucky Shiggy. Lots of Wait-a-while bush which scratched the shit out of us.. Finally, out of the jungle and onto a track parallel to Rocklands Dve, towards the Hospital. Then, left, onto a soggy track at the back of the Hospital, then across the Walking Path to the beach. Along the beach on an 8.1m high tide with the ocean sloshing around our ankles and back home. The last of the runners arrived at 7.15pm

BACK AT THE TRAILER
As per usual the Bludgers, who could not be bothered running or walking, stood around the trailer and drank as much piss as they could before the pack returned.

THE BOOZE
Keg beer and ice cold Stubbies - And Champagne for the Girlies.

THE CIRCLE
8.00pm - Our GM, Gash has disappeared to WA again with work commitments for 5 weeks, so Vice GM Barbwire took over again, ably assisted by Choirmaster, Gonzo Gonzo was lucky to make the Circle because he and Headjob took a long cut to Lee Point and swam their way back home, arriving just before 8pm.

DOWN DOWNS

Steakout was up for trying to get into the Cake early.
Sexon got a Birthday note. (21 again)
Animal got iced for heckling Sexon Steakout fined Bones for whingeing on Radio about losing $3000.00 during the weekend power blackout. Almost all the pack were up for a D.D. for missing the Australia Day run.

Physio tried to blame KFC. Steakout fined Animal (who is assistant Hash Booze) for not assisting Fullbottle tonight.

Namings – Penny has been named Cotton Tail. Oops, forgot her name, but Guest’s nice English friend is going back to Devon and has been named Fritz.

New Runners – Nobody

Returning Runners – Cricket got a down down for being almost a returning runner. Visitors – Nobody. Chook Fucker – CBD located a substitute Duck. Then sang a song - ‘as anyone seen my cock’ He was put on the ice in place of Animal. Jokes – Jenset, Mango, Browneye and Gonzo.

The Circle finished AT 2037 when the Vice GM Barbwire, cut the 1950th Cake.

THE TUCKER Chicken, salad and blue DH3 cake

THE HARES –Committee

on on run 1951