Darwin Hash House Harriers

There is no run report this week because;

1. Everyone was there, so we all know what happened…… Can someone please tell NODDY.
2. Words couldn’t describe it

Instead here is the RA’s sermon:

Now begins the canonisation to take Noddy the sheep shagger to sainthood! A sermon from the Religious Advisor…..

Give thanks to the lord almighty for his love endures you forever, he has never abandoned you. The great hand of divinity has protected you. TO this point you have performed many miracles on yourself.

When moving to this new country of golden soil. Noddy saw the light and wanted to become a true member of the Aussie fellowship. But alas he had a criminal record from New Zealand – for sheep rustling and was declined citizenship. Noddy showed faith and commitment, he repented and was granted redemption.

An angel showed Noddy the river of life, water as clear as crystal flowing from the throne of god, he dove into this river and it revealed itself as Blue Balls pool, the shallow end. Noddy was in the dark because he had blanked out. But the lord god gave him light and he awoke. Praise the sheep!

Feeling the mighty presence of angels surrounding him, Noddy dove off the house boat into the Mary River to reclaim his lure. Crocodiles sensing his aura, the strong sheep shagging smell, lay dominant and let him part the waters.

The lord recognises Noddy’s humbleness and devotion to the children of god. He was granted his wish to represent Father Christmas for 75 angelic children at the local child care centre. The seed in his loins flooded his mind with evil thoughts, but alas after a message from God he put the children first and granted their wishes. Then went out and sheep shagged!!

Noddy built an altar for his burnt offerings. Turning on the BBQ tap and leaving the power of the mighty gas to flow. After his prayers Noddy lit the gas with the sacred fire, burning his face, eyebrows and reincarnating the BBQ, creating pure fragrant incense.

Noddy proved his devotion to the lord almighty, denying the realms of the present riding into a drain; garrotted by a newly constructed fence through his blood strewn face he found his way to Bugs house for help to elevate his bike out of a deep, deep drain.

It has been known that at other times, when Noddy has sacrificed his body to the great almighty one, he always has strength to save and carry the holy amber fluid.

Noddy has a mighty affiliation with animals; they may not understand it at the time. Inspired on the Badlands Bike Tour, he mounted the back of the golden steed, dressed with all his wares. Hi Ho Silver Away!!! and down Noddy came, steed scared by the shadow Noddy’s outfit gave. His bones were shaking, but thru the hand of god he arose again!!

With the power that is vested in me I now call on the sheep Shagger to leave this man and arise as Saint Noddy.

on on run 1826