DH3 Committee        Name and Handle  

Grand Master (GM)         Robert “ KFC” Perry 0437650150

Vice GM                          Tania “Dregs “Milsop – 89 280734

On Sec                            Nahomie “Adultshop.com” Lawton – 0407119748

On Sec Apprentice         Jenny “Genset” Collier –0417812776

Religious Adviser (RA)    Tony “Bones” Hill – 0419843033

Altered Boy                    Chris “Toe Job” Hardy

Hash Booze                    John “Barbwire” Hardy – 0417823853

Hash Cash                      Peter  “Rice” Prokok- 89471975

Hash Cash Apprentice     Ken “Marrow” Hawkins - 89271174

Snail Master                    Brett “Bratboy -Slim” Sillyas - 0419215315

Choir Master                   Dallas “Saint Physio” Graetz – 0409090425

Hash Haberdashers         Paul “Karaoke” Roberts -0438448850

Hash Horn                       John "Mormon" Scott 0419214695

Fine Master                    Joe “Whorenuts” Stenhouse - 0414451115

Hash Jokerless               Bill “Goose” Geiss - 89856104

Run 1729 – 7 November 2005

RUN

DATE

WHO

WHERE

1730

14/11/05

No Worries

Ole Dumb Gaye

1731

 

21/11/05

Snailmasters choice

It could be u

1732

28/11/05

 

Snailmasters choice

It could be u 2

1733

 

1734

 

 

1735

 

5/12/05

12/12/05

 

 

Snailmasters choice

 

Combined run Rural H3

 

 

Christmas Run

 

It could be u 2 2

 

Emmos shed Georgina Cres Palmerston

 

Secret GM site

 

 

 

 

Run 1729  Back of East Point somewhere - MASH

The Run:

We were told orange tape – well which bloody orange tape. Run 1729 or the four before it. And Ooooh sooo much of it – NOT!. The pack took off on a flying start towards the bay only to be on backed and meander around for a while. FB decided that enough was enough and took the pushy for a spin. The rest of the pack decided to head in the general direction of the racecourse. As for tape from this stage well - we all had to use our imagination. It was on ova to the oval for a drop with the locals if you so desired. A little more milling around before the pack decided Rugby Park it was, a cruise around the back of the race course to find a street that popped up at the Parap pool. Where we all got the shock of the run – a bundle of tape from the front of the pool to the “L” driver school at the back. Where the pack were rewarded with a cold beverage of beer and ginger beer. On home past the delapitated Generals ex house, sorry state of affairs it looks now. 

 

DOWN DOWNS - FINES.

Dingo – why cause he’s a noisy bastard and the GM wanted to shut him up.

 

VISTOR – Leech from Melbourne WSH3

 

VIRGIN RUNNER – “Rosie” a pommie ghett of “The Bill” area origin. Wont show the boys her tits but claims to make a mean sanga at BP Winnellie. Welcome Rosie enjoy.

 

WELCOME TO NEW RUNNER:  Missing Link – TEH3

 

 HARE: MASH. Runners complaints where’s the bloody tape, and just where did the run go? But thumbs up on the cold piss stop and the warm gooey pizza.

 

Goose: Dead silence……………….

 

CHOOK FUCKER – General tried to pass it off to FB as stated “he was being a lucky bastard jumping on his pushy and riding off to the drink stop”.

The other contender – The GM advised that - No Worries found out he was a disability pensioner when he put his ATM card in the machine and it came up “invalid”. This led to him being victimised by the council. Well so he says. This is a man with a dog he trained to attack the darker locals and then ties the same dog up out side the Civic centre – where most of the locals hang out. Very clever. I am sure the dog was well behaved – NOT. No Worries you at least deserved the down down.

 

THE TUCKER – Mmmmmmmm Pizza.

 

STOP PRESS

 

HASH LOTTO SYNDICATE 5TH NOVEMBER FOR 19 MILLION….NO WIN SORRY XXX

 

CHRISSY BASH VENUE STILL A GM SECRET

BUT WE HAVE BEEN ASSURED IT WILL BE AIRCOND AND FABULOUS.

NEED NUMBERS FOR CATERING PURPOSES.   (count me in …Genset)

 

On On to Ole Dum Gates

 

Dreggles & her drog Quotes:


Friday  11 Nov – don’t forget remembrance day

Friday  11 Nov – Mrs Physio’s  Birthday

Friday  11 Nov – “Apparently” - is NON nag day………………

 

News Flash from SBS – Good new to all N.T Hashers…… “RIP OFF”

Is prepared to book Chiang Mai trips for all and at a no profit margin. All profits are

To be returned to the hash…….Piss up on return.

One final GM charge – CBD and Ding Dong – If you guys paid as much attention to your GM as you do to your lolly pop duties we would have a much more respectful pack. “So shut up”.