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Run 1746 – 06TH March.. 2006

RUN DATE WHO WHERE
1748 20/03/06 Toejob Brandt Rd scout hall
1749 27/03/06 Double Bums Run Myilly point look out
1750 3/04/06 Committee..1750th Pickles restaurant

Run 1747… The Run:
What a bleak start on Pink rocks and Pink tape (special tape for a special boy on his special day) through the bush and onto the edge of the earth or tiger brennan drive,  The die hards went down over the death defying valley and the …other people went around the edge of the dangerous drop off.  Then on on home, like a nice neat little circle, the long run went over the road around the bend and a piss stop was held somewhere over there….. I have know idea I was one of the other people.

Mash was our salubrious Choir master for the evening

DOWN DOWNS & Fines:
Um Um Um UM was the first choice for the GM and then some more um um um, SHUT UP YOU DOUBLE BUMS!!!!!  And then came Um Um Um,  Then Um Steakout was up for having new shoes, I think he had new shoes last week too, or did he not listen to the RA pointing out the GM’s new shoe’s last week?? No Steak out was just not listening and got a stupid note anyway!

General was up for his B’day down down, looking good at 47 ol’ pommy bastard!!

New Runners
None this week

Returning Runners
Mctaff was up to get a fishy note, been out catching Dugong and doing god knows what to them.

Rip off still hash the chook…. There will be a CSI investigation held into the disappearance of the McChook if it is missing for another week, deadline!!!

Jokes –
The B’day boy told a beauty about Rip off having to have labia reduction, who expressed to the surgeon absolute confidentiality, the doc assured her of this.  She went in for surgery and woke up to 3 bunches of flowers, she rang the emergency bell and in rushed the doctor, she told the doctor he had breached her confidentiality and he assured her he hadn’t, so he told her the origins of all 3 bunches of flowers, the first was from myself, as it was a successful operation, and I was very happy with the job that I did, the second bunch was from the nurse as she also has had the same op and knows how you feel right now…… and the third was from the gentleman on floor three thanking you for his new set of ears.

Blossom update – He is now in Port Macquirie and starts his new job this week, any visitors down that way are welcome and he is doing well.

Mash wants to know if anyone wants to do a side trip from interhash, he will do all the ground work, i.e day tours, accom, transport etc.  call him on his mobile 0415913033.

Hares – Ding dong and General, and General’s winging pom son, Good adventure, bit dangerous for some of us, but good ol snag and cold beer that lasted till the end of the night, which is good!!  E for Effort.

On on you lot to Brandt Road Scout Hall!!!

Newsflash!!!!

BBQ and free piss

KFC's place Sunday 26 March 13:00 all invited, primarily to get Inter HASHERS together.
 

Oh and here are the bookies applicants and there odds thus so far….

Dingo - 5/4 On
Rhino – evens
Dotcom – odd….
Steak Out - 2/1
Brahman - 3/1
Karaoke - 4/1 (and firming)
Toe Job - 8/1
Not Yet - 15/1
Rhonda - 30/1
Dregs - 500/1
Ding Dong - Forget it
No Worries - Longer odds than "forget it"

For the double bums

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular  Contractions"
to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
Decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your asrsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably out fishing with his mates!!

"I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me there was
a cancellation and the 9:30 am appointment was available.  I took it.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,
but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself
a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable.  I threw the washcloth
in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure,
as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended that I was in Paris or some other such glamorous place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No!!!".   ( Now wait for it......., this is too funny not to be true!!!)
She yelled, " I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
 

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