DH3 Committee Name and Handle

Grand Master (GM)        Robert “ KFC” Perry 0437650150

Vice GM                          Tania “Dregs “Milsop – 89 280734

On Sec                            Nahomie “Adultshop.com” Lawton – 0407119748

On Sec Apprentice         Jenny “Genset” Collier –0417812776

Religious Adviser (RA)    Tony “Bones” Hill – 0419843033

Altered Boy                    Chris “Toe Job” Hardy

Hash Booze                   John “Barbwire” Hardy – 0417823853

Hash Cash                      Peter “Rice” Prokok- 89471975

Hash Cash Apprentice     Ken “Marrow” Hawkins - 89271174

Snail Master                    Bratt “Fatboy -Slim” Sillyas - 0419215315

Choir Master                   Dallas “Saint Physio” Graetz – 0409090425

Hash Haberdashers         Paul “Karaoke” Roberts -0438448850

Hash Horn                       John "Mormon" Scott 0419214695

Fine Master Joe “Whorenuts” Stenhouse - 0414451115

Hash Joker Bill “Goose” Geiss - 89856104

Run 1754 – 1^st May 2006

RUN	DATE	WHO	WHERE
1755	08/05/06	Qtr Off n Scrappy	Radar Hill, TDZ zone,Hudson Creek Road, Golf Ball Back of Berrimah Farm
1756	15/05/06
1757	22/05/06
1758	29/05/06

Run 1754 …BMX Fitzmaurice Drive

On Trail:

Invisible white flour was the hares’ choice, the run could only be described as a non event. The PAWA self appointed dictator, caretaker n dickhead would not permit us to go on the trail which was on his side of the fence. He prowled about on his quad bike and made sure we didn’t snip a power line or do anything to interrupt the supply of electricity to Darwin. Even Dingo had to move his push bike off the fence. We did however have a run/walk on the plebs side of the fence. One can only imagine there is a huge crop of dope on the other side of the fence, it was so highly protected.

On the Uterous:

Scrappy was first up on the ute and given a returning runners fairy note as he has just returned from Queensland.

New Runners – Barbarella from Darwin. Even with Physios great rendition of ’tits out for the boys’ there was no flashing of anything. Her excuse being she didn’t have a lacy bra on. Ding Dong was then given a down down as she did not give her friend Barbarella instructions on when to drink.

RETURNING RUNNERS: where r u

HARES: Bratboy Slim n Rhino No piss stop, not enough caretakers. The smell of the rotting lizard did not linger long enough. These were the minor complaints heard from the rabble. The one thing going for the Hares was great bottled beer on ice.

CHOOK FUCKER..Dingo fancied himself as Eddie McDingo, phoned a friend, asked the audience, then went 50/50. The General was the only answer. A big “cyclonic coward” who pissed off to Pine Creek in case he got blown away.

TheTucker: Macaroni bits,meat n chilli sauce..kinda tasty cause we were still starving from DotCom’s cardboard cutouts from last week..

Cuming Social Events:

Harbour Cruise for Dragons abreast…..Sat night or Sunday night the GM couldn’t remember.

Kupang…. Interested……. See GM or DotCom.

AGPU Mandoorah….last weekend in May.

All in all a great night enjoyed by all.

On on to the TDZ Zone,Golf Ball,Radar Hill, Back of Berrimah Farm, Hudson Creek Road. (hope u find it)

LOTTO 3^RD JUNE 27 MILLION….10 BUCKS …….SEE GENSET………

Gensets Jest

The Perfect Password:

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the

appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now

need to enter a password.

Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try

for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....

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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***