1763 26/06/06 Gunna ?
1764 03/07/06 ???? ?
1765 10/07/06 Morman & Rhonda ?
1766 17/07/06 Browneye ?
Run 1761… The Run:
Good turn out for a long week end. A mixture of returning runners,
visitors and usual hash runners. At one stage it looked like there
would be more returning runners and visitors than your usual runners.
The run started from the Aviation Institute and proceeded across the paddock to McMillians Road. It then left towards the Veladrome. From there they meandered back to Not Yets place in Moil for the piss stop. At the Sabine Road squash courts the walkers were advised that the piss stop was in the opposite direction and the further they went away the longer it would take to get there. All agreed to head straight to the piss stop. Along the way two visitors called into the bottle shop and purchased drinks to consume along the way. It was noted that they did not share their spoils.
Piss top consisted of cold foreign beer which the pack consumed greedily.
Was ON ON home along Rothdale Road. Score 1.5/10
DOWN DOWNS & Fines:
Stakeout was choirmaster.
Fatboy was up for not blowing his horn, again. I did hear a report
that someone thought they may have heard the horn on the run but that was
confirmed as a fart, not fatboy blowing his horn. Not Yet for having
a manual start motor bike and some rubbish about trying to dob in Grunter
for doing his job.
Chook
Failed to appear.
New Runners
None……..
Returning Runners
Rewire, PFD, Double B, Not Yet and Fruitcake
Virgin Runners
Sisters Mandy and Marion, not of the nunnery type (Your bottle shop
bandits)
Visitors
Dili hash provided a bulk of these. A few return home this week
but we will still be graced with some of them next run.
Fine Master – Our carry over Fine Master had fines for a change
Several people for not wearing hash shirts.
Tail lights (Dili Hash) and Barbwire for having mobile phones on the
run.
Dingdong and sexon for getting a lift back from the piss stop.
Hares – Whorenuts and Not Yet
Tucker – Chili Con Carne
Other Matters;
Interhash:
All those who have paid Physio their deposit for their accommodation
at Interhash are required to pay the remaining $70 to Physio.
Committee Meeting held 13Th June 2006
A new position has been created in Hash. It is the “Special Advisor to Hash Booze”. Not Yet wins this position due to his past experience with the liquor industry.
Your dedicated hash committee has forecasted the following events:
Committee handover: 25 June 2006 at GM’s 1300 start
Tour-De-Piss: 22 July 2006
Christmas run: 18 December 2006
1800th run 19 March 2007 (tbc)
AGPU: 11-12 May 2007
Lost Property
Hash has three hash horns. Who has them? Contact the GM
and let him know where they are.
Hash stickers – who has them?? They can’t be sold if they are
not on display. Whoever has them give them to hash haberdash.
Go Boxes (the portable eskies for the kegs) – hash has two but someone
is not telling us where they are. Whoever has them tell hash booze.
Surveys
The committee would like to know the following:
1. Do you prefer keg beer or cans/stubbies? See hash booze
2. What type of beer do you like? See hash cash
3. Are you interested in a Hash Ball? See hash cash
4. Hash weekends away. What type would you go to? Fishing,
camping etc. See On Sec.
Hash History
Dregs is looking for any hash history documents. If you have
anything lying around pass it onto her.
Hash Runs:
It does not take four or five people to set a run. In most
cases two people set a run. For those who say I have set a run, and
there were four or five people setting the run, you are being inconsiderate
to others. If you have not recently set a run.. then set one.
This is your hash and if you want it to continue then put your hand up
and do your share of setting runs.
ON ON to Upstream Petroleum McKinnon Road Berrimah
Travia:
There is a very good rumour going around about a certain double bum
who attended the Rural Hash week end at Gunn Point. It would appear
that the person in question paraded round in a black bikini. No only
did this create an increase in the blood pressure of certain men, in also
raised the blood pressure in the woman. One may hope that they were
only jealous.