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Est. Casuarina N.T. 0811 Web –
http://www.darwinhashhouseharriers.asn.au/
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DH3
Committee Name and Handle
Grand
Master (GM) Harry “Brahman” McSherry
Vice
GM Mark
Nayda “Rhino”
On
Sec Steve “Sir Willing” Wilmore – 0438866444
On
Sec Apprentice Bill “LLL” Phelan
Religious
Adviser (RA) Bill
“Goose” Geiss – 89856104
Alter
Boy “Corkboy”
Hash
Booze John
“Barbwire” Hardy – 0417823853
Hash
Booze Apprentice Chris
“Toe Job” Hardy
Special
Advisor to Hash Booze “Not Yet”
Hash
Cash Tania “Dregs” Milsop – 89280734
Hash
Cash Apprentice Steve
Hanton “Qtr Off”
Trail
Master
Andrew “Dingo”
Choir
Master
Graeme “Stakeout” Williams
Hash
Haberdashers
Hash
Horn
Brett “Fatboy -Slim” Hillas - 0419215315
Fine
Master Joe “Whorenuts”
Stenhouse - 0414451115
Run 1761 –
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RUN |
DATE |
WHO |
WHERE |
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1763 |
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Gunna |
Rapid Creek mouth
footbridge near Information Board on Hotel side |
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1764 |
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Goose &
Misplaced |
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1765 |
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Morman &
Rhonda |
? |
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1766 |
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Browneye |
? |
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On a sad note:
Long term hasher Kevin (“Yorrick”,”Kahunt’’) Hunt was
killed by a hit and run drunk driver last September. Not only was he drunk he failed to render
assistance and left the scene of the accident.
The recent Supreme Court case saw the offender given a four and a half
year gaol sentence which is suspended after twelve months. On the same day a person who committed four
robberies to feed a drug habit got two and a half years with no mention of suspended
sentence. Who said the law is an ass.
Run 1762… The Run:
The pack mustered at
Upstream Petroleum for the start of an A to B then B to C then C to D and
finally D to E run. We were told there
was a piss stop.
First leg was to the
awaiting bus. Not our usual one but an
upmarket version. Dog runners were
worried that the quality of the bus may have prevented their canine partners
from enjoying the run. Not so, they and
their dogs were allowed.
Second leg was a bus trip to
bush area near Robertson Barracks.
Third leg was off into the
bush. For those who do not know we ran
past the place where a person hanged themselves several years ago. The run was interesting and do show some form
of hash knowledge. The hares declined to
use the abundant swamp areas but that could have been due to the high standard
of the bus. On this leg the General was
seen and heard blowing the hash horn.
Has he volunteered to replace Fatboy?? Several runner became concerned
due to the on set of darkness. They
should not have worried as people like Saint Physio would have helped to guide
them out of danger. At the end of the
run was the waiting bus and trailer.
There was o choice of stuffed keg beer or cans. It was noted that one of the hares stayed at
the back of the pack to guide the slower people to the piss stop. Although this is a commonsense approach as
the hares would not have liked to go searching for any lost stragglers, it does
not earn them any extra credits.
Final leg was the bus trip
back to Upstream. (Did you notice the
police car pass us at the traffic lights?
It turned down the road we had just come from. Wonder if it was responding to a complaint
about people running on Crown land.) Score 3/10 (higher score due to quality of
bus)
AT THE TRAILER
GM explained to all the decision by the committee to go
from keg beer to packaged beer. He was
rudely interrupted by cucumber asking ‘Why don’t we have stubbies”. This effort
by cucumber earned him a down down and the chook. A beer list has handed round and persons were
asked to nominated their 1st and 2nd preference beers.
As of next week, $5 per run and pay for your beer as you
go.
Prices:
Heavy Beer $2
per can/stubbie
Light Beer $1.50
per can/stubbie
Mixed drinks $2.50 per can
Champers at cost price.
Little dog, for this occasion was called motormouth, got
a down down for interrupting the GM.
Any special runs will be pay up front. Over previous years the committee’s have
catered for 60-70 runners and 40 turn up.
Therefore it is pay before the event and if you do turn up and have not
paid, you will pay extra.
Forthcoming
events
Committee handover:
Tour-De-Piss:
Christmas run:
1800th run
AGPU: 11-12 May 2007
Dili Hash re-presented the former hash trailer jockey
wheel back to us to used in the ‘Obese hash person award’. The person receiving this award has the
trophy for six months. As soon as this
was announced, Rhino volunteered to accept this award on Darwin Hash’s behalf.
DOWN
Stakeout was choirmaster.
Mash, Dregs, Shamcock and
Ubend for running the City to Surf
Bones for passing his exam
then having a false heart attack. Bones
then fined General for sending him on the false trail and feeding him eggs.
Marie for locking her keys
in her car, again.
Gunna got a down down but I
don’t know what for.
Chook
Won by Cucumber.
Returning Runners
Rhonda, Little dog and
Peppers
Diptest
Rice and Rhonda
Visitors
2 cans and scandal from
Sunshine hash. Missing Link, Vanderwho, Little dog and Peppers.
Departing Runners
Shamdock and ubend from Dili
hash, Little dog and Peppers
Fine Master –
No fines
Hares –
General and Goose
Tucker –
Ham steaks, eggs and pineapple
Other Matters;
Interhash:
All those who have paid Physio
their deposit for their accommodation at Interhash are required to pay the
remaining $70 to Physio.
Mash spoke of a trip to
Lost Property
Hash has three hash
horns. Who has them? Contact the GM and let him know where they
are.
Hash stickers – who has
them?? They can’t be sold if they are
not on display. Whoever has them give
them to hash haberdash.
Go Boxes (the portable
eskies for the kegs) – hash has two but someone is not telling us where they
are. Whoever has them tell hash booze.
Hash History
Dregs is looking for any
hash history documents. If you have
anything lying around pass it onto her.
Hash Runs:
It does not take four or
five people to set a run. In most cases
two people set a run. For those who say
I have set a run, and there were four or five people setting the run, you are being
inconsiderate to others. If you have not
recently set a run, then set one.
This is your hash and if you want it to continue then put your hand up
and do your share of setting runs.
Complaints:
Use of the ‘C’ word. Would you use
the word in front of your children or your mother?? No?? Then think about the people who live near
where the circle is being held. (I do
accept that in some cases some people never had a mother so they would not
understand what it means.)
We have not been harassed by
police but, if we continue to use the “C” word, we soon will and once that
occurs you could probably see a breathalyzer nearby.
Words to Mash’s Interhash
song: (Sung to the
We are from Darwin Hash
Top end of
We’re from Darwin Hash
In any weather you will see us on a run
Always having fun
When we get home the beer will flow
And the down downs will begin
Yes we’re from Darwin Hash
We never quit until the final keg has blown
Like the hashers of old
We are loud and we’re bold
Cause we’re from
Show us your tits
Yes we’re from Darwin Hash
ON ON to Rapid
Creek mouth footbridge – hotel side.