There are no rules in hash, but, there are some things you should be
aware of:
1: You hash at your own risk. The Hash Committee takes no responsibility
for you and/or your dependents/guests.
2: You are responsible for your own dog. You should control them
before, during and after the run.
3: Hashers to ensure that drivers remain within the legal limits.
Hash Trailer:
The trailer will still be stored at Hardy Aviation so hares can collect it from there. Organise the pickup time with Barbwire. Collect the kegs and ice from the Darwin North RSL after 3pm, or 1500 as some people know it.
After the run return any usable kegs to Darwin North RSL after 3pm, or 1500, on the Tuesday. Tuesday is emphasised so that any usable kegs can to placed in the cool room. Clean trailer and utensils and return it to Hardy Aviation.
Run 1773 – 4th September 2006
The Run:
Set by Saint Physio and OG
For a person who has been running hash for so many years you would think he could have put some imagination into setting the run. No, it was a straight forward run out and back again. Started from the end of Batten Road and proceeded along the fence line through the golf course to the other side of Northlakes shops. The run then went to their home for a piss stop of bourbon and ginger beer. It was then ON ON home back to the start.
The run did allow for shortcutting to the piss stop and this helped the walkers and slow runners to get their before the front runners.
Score: The score will be shown at the end of the hash news as other factor will be taken into consideration in determining its true value.
Forthcoming events
Christmas run: 18 December 2006 (Venue has been decided)
1800th run 19 March 2007 (tbc)
AGPU: 11-12 May 2007
AT THE TRAILER
KEG BEER IS BACK so bring your handle.
$12 for drinkers and $5 for non drinkers.
This is for a trial period only to see if the kegs are financially viable. If they are not, we go back to packaged beer.
There will be no spirits or UDL’s supplied.
DOWN DOWNS & Fines:
Stakeout was choirmaster.
Dotcom was fined for having her dog shit in the middle of the circle and then relying on some else to clean it up. I believe the dog also dropped another one along the run.
Dotcom(chook) and chook carrier(Xaio Ping) were called up. As there are no rules in hash the person who has the chook must carry it and not give it to some else to carry. Dotcom tried to explain where Ping was carrying the chook but she was kicked off the trailer. Her fine is to keep the chook for another week.
Karaoke was called up to confirm if he was sleeping with an IT calendar girl. It would appear that he is and you can see the wares on www.itgoddess.info/b_anastras
Goose was asked to explain his comments, that were in the NT NEWS, regarding his accident with the pedestrian on Trower Road. He could not.
Pussy, who was dressed in real fancy runner gear, was asked to explain the attire. A lame excuse was given.
Saint Physio was fined for being a deviate. He was then given a further down down for his birthday on Sunday (57).
Bones, as RA, was asked his interpretation of the g-string waiters. His comment that the naked arse must be blessed did shock the pack but when he said there was an exception to the rule, the pack settled down again. This did not stop Dregs from shouting out that she would volunteer to bless them.
All double bums present were called up onto the trailer. The g-string waiter then gave them a private showing of their private parts.
Saint Physio was again called up and reprimanded for having dicks on the run and not having tits.
The g-string waiters were given a down down.
Hollywood tried to do a RIP for Steve Irwin but no interest was shown.
Chook
Retained
Returning Runners
Were not called for.
Virgin Runners
None
Visitors
Skirt from Munno Para hash in Adelaide
Diptest
Not this week
Fine Master
Not present so no fines
Hash Jokes – Dotcom told 2 sick jokes, Goose told a sick joke, Shitlid told a joke, Dregs told a joke and a g-string waiter told 2 jokes.
Hares – Saint Physio and OG.
Tucker – Saugages, bread and sauce. And, for Genset, BUTTER.
Other Matters;
Interhash shirts – $38 see Dregs
Physio is returning to Bali on the way back from Interhash. Cheapo flights from KL to Bali - $50. He did say Singapore first off but he has now changed his mind.
Chiang Mai-Chiang Rai- Mae Kok
Tour Description
Hi all Hashers
My Hash Handle is “Gunnawhorear” and I am presently running with DarwinHHH.
My real name is Bob Suter and I have hashed in Medan, Port Moresby (Puk
Puk HHH), Oman (Jebel), Philippines (LUH3 and Angles City HHH) and ran
in Thailand on 3 hashes as a visitor including Pattaya Dirt (3 runs). I
had my base in Chiang Mai for 3 years until April 05. I have put this unique
tour together with Jimmy from Chiang Mai Blue House at 30/1 Moonmuang Road,
Soi 6, Chiang Mai. This tour is not offered by tour companies in Chiang
Mai as such. This is an all inclusive, casual day out (about a 10 hour
day) and is a must for people who haven’t experienced the friendliness
of the Thai Yuan people.
The tour is out of Chiang Mai to Chiang Rai on a 12 seater air condition
bus with an English speaking guide. We pick up at your hotel. The road
trip takes about three hours on the way up and two and a half back. On
the way to Chiang Rai there will be a stop at the hot springs for coffee,
breakfast and a bit of souvenir shopping. Then onto Chiang Rai where you
will board a long tailed boat and go up the Mae Kok river for about 40
minutes to a hill tribe village for a walk around and again, if you want,
souvenir shopping. It’s back into the long tailed boats to the National
Park for a gourmet lunch (included in the price). There is swimming and
hot springs at the park. Then into the long tailed boats to another hill
tribe village down stream. This village has three different hill tribes
as occupants. There will be a half hour elephant ride here and plenty of
opportunities to buy souvenirs. Buying souvenirs in these villages should
be about the third of the cost of Chiang Mai but you have to haggle and
know the prices from Chiang Mai. After this it is down stream again to
Chiang Rai and back to Chiang Mai by bus. Depending on time we will stop
on the way up and down for photo opportunities. Beer will be sold on the
bus for about Baht 45/can of Heineken (about AUS$1.30). The cost is Baht
2000 pp. A Power Point Show is available if required (5Meg). This tour
will be available from beginning of October to November 30 only.
The Chiang Mai Blue House is leased by two Americans who own catering
business in Hawaii and San Francisco and the food there is great (particularly
the American breakfast and their ribs). These guys do the lunch pack. If
you need to hire motor bikes or cars we recommend “Mr. Beer” and that,
no shit, is his business name. He is in Ratachawithi Road, in the old city
beside the “K” bar, which is a good little watering hole. If you need any
tour or hire arrangements please contact Jimmy.
Please contact me on the email address below for more details.
My email address is gunnaent@bigpond.com and my home phone number is
+ 61 8 8985 4238 and mobile is: + 61 400488263.
My Thai address is the Chiang Mai Blue House address above and my mobile
in Thailand is 090464860.
You can contact Jimmy in Thailand on his mobile on (66) 1 960 4629
in Thailand 01 960 4629 or Chiang Mai Blue House on (66-53) 418511-3.
If you have any queries to my bonafides do not hesitate to contact
DarwinHHH as there are 40 bookings from there already.
And ON!ON! to InterHash
Gunnawhorear
Lost Property
Hash has three hash horns. Who has them? Contact the GM
and let him know where they are.
Go Boxes (the portable eskies for the kegs) – hash has three and two
have been found. Who has the other one?
Stainless steel bed pans – hash had a couple so who has them now? Bones owned up to having one there should be another.
Hash History
Dregs is looking for any hash history documents. If you have
anything lying around pass it onto her.
Hash Runs:
Thank you to those who have put their names down for future runs.
When you put your names down can you also indicate where the run will commence.
These hash sheets go on the Internet and hashers and visitors are using
the Internet to see where the runs are.
Complaints:
Use of the ‘C’ word. Would you use the word in front of your
children or your mother?? No?? Then think about the people who live
near where the circle is being held. (I do accept that in some cases
some people never had a mother so they would not understand what it means.)
We have not been harassed by police but, if we continue to use the
“C” word, we soon will and once that occurs you could probably see a breathalyzer
nearby. Hey, if we are out bush, no worries, but, in suburbia, that’s
different.
SCORE: Factors taken into consideration;
1 run itself 3
2 piss stop 1.5
3 tucker 2
4 heavy beer -5 shit Stella
5 light beer -5 why use an old keg that was
stuffed
6 attitude -3 childish
7 two chunders in front of his car 3 There may have been more.
-3.5/10
ON ON to Pump Station Rocklands Drive Tiwi.
DON’T FORGET YOUR HANDLE