Pruen Road Berrimah
1792 15/01/07 Mango ?
1793 22/01/07 Marrow
There are no rules in hash, but, there are some things you should be
aware of:
1: You hash at your own risk. The Hash Committee takes no responsibility
for you and/or your dependents/guests.
2: You are responsible for your own dog. You should control them
before, during and after the run.
3: Hashers to ensure that drivers remain within the legal limits.
Hash Christmas Party – 18/12/06
Costs:
Early bird payment (at least a week before) $25
Payment on the night $30
NON DH3 members $40
Early bird payment and payment on the night fees only apply to DH3 runners and their dependants. Early bird payment will assist in knowing how many to cater for on the night.
There will be a HAPPY HALF HOUR before the run with the run still commencing at 1800.
Tucker will be available from 1915 on so you can assume it will be a
short run, or will it?
Hash Trailer: “Has been damaged.”
If you use the trailer and you damage it you repair it.
Until further notice the trailer will now be stored at 9 Clarke Crescent Rapid Creek so hares can collect it from there. Organise the pickup time with the GM. Collect the kegs and ice from the Darwin North RSL after 3pm, or 1500 as some people know it.
DO NOT PLACE THE ICE ON THE COILS UNLESS BEER HAS BEEN PASSED THROUGH THE PIPES. RECENT WEEKS HAS SEEN THE WATER FREEZE IN THE PIPES.
After the run return any usable kegs to Darwin North RSL after 3pm,
or 1500, on the Tuesday. Tuesday is emphasised so that any usable kegs
can be placed in the cool room. Clean trailer, run water through
pipes to clean out old beer, clean utensils and return the trailer to 9
Clarke Crescent Rapid Creek.
Run 1786 – 4th December 2006
The Run:
Set by Highbeam & Fatboy
Run started from the Water Gardens and did a small loop around the fountains. It was then off into the suburbs. The trail was well marked, except for one part where the kids had pulled down the tape. It was not too long between checks. The walkers or those who wanted to short cut could do so at any time during the run. The many twists, turns and loops the run took shows that the hare spent some time planning the run. For those who did not stay on trail, well, they missed the piss stop. In all, a good run.
To the serious part of this assessment. For a first up attempt the run itself deserves a start off score of 9 but then we must consider the deductions. Highbeam(don’t touch the car) would not connect the lights so we had a hash trailer in darkness, minus 1 point. The trailer was used for the piss stop and the kegs were not full so the beer was froth, minus 3 points. There were snags and they buttered the bread so plus 2 points. I am led to believe that the walkers and the co hare had a map of the run. An unfair advantage given to some where it should have been given to everyone, minus 2 points. Parking the hash trailer in the wrong place gets a minus 0.5 points.
Score: 4.5
Forthcoming events
Christmas run: 18 December 2006 at the Aviation Institute
1800th run 12 March 2007 (tbc)
AGPU: 11-12 May 2007
AT THE TRAILER
KEG BEER is on so bring your handle.
$12 for drinkers and $5 for non drinkers.
DOWN DOWNS & Fines:
Stakeout was choirmaster.
Cricket was called up for his 25th wedding anniversary and the fact he won $777. KFC also won.
Guest was called up for talking, again but she was asked to give a progress report on Barbwire after his hip operation.
Mango was fined for turning up late and not running. The Trail master used this opportunity to collar him for a future run.
“Might be a new award – dummy spit for the night.” These are the words that were used in last weeks hash sheet. After the last circle, it should be an award that is given.
As everyone knew, the kegs were stuffed from being driven around whilst half empty. So the GM, who was in need of a stand in Hash Booze, asked everyone what they though of the kegs. Saint Physio, being a straight talking person he is, started ranting and raving about the state of the kegs. This gave the GM the chance to appoint Saint Physio as the Hash Booze for the next two weeks.
Talk about a dummy spit. You had to be there to believe it. Saint Physio went to his car and, box by box, dumped all the habberdash in the middle of the circle and told everyone to get fucked. As a final gesture he remembered the hash stickers and also dumped them. He got into his car and took off at a great rate of knots that some thought may kill his car.
One thing we learnt from this, if Hash is becoming dull, find an excuse to upset Saint Physio, sit back and watch the show.
Pranee is looking after habberdash for the time being.
Next Interhash is in PERTH.
Chook – Tried to give it to Whorenuts but lost out. Saint Physio ended up with it later on.
Visiting Runners - None
Returning Runners – Whorenuts, Skiddy, Pranee, Brown Finger and Princess Laid.
Diptest - Not till everyone has returned then a mass display
Fine Master – had none at the start of the night but reckons he will have one next week.
Hash Jokes – Someone told a joke but forget what it was about.
Hare – Highbeam with Fatboy assisting.
Tucker – Snags and left over vegies.
Other Matters;
It would seem that some of the people who turn up to hash after the run has started are reluctant to pay hash cash. There are no rules in hash but, pay up you bastards. Hash cash should not have to chase you for payment.
Complaints:
You did it again.
Use of the ‘C’ word. Would you use the word in front of your children
or your mother?? No?? Then think about the people who live near where
the circle is being held. (I do accept that in some cases some people
never had a mother so they would not understand what it means.)
We have not been harassed by police but, if we continue to use the
“C” word, we soon will and once that occurs you could probably see a breathalyzer
nearby. Hey, if we are out bush, no worries, but, in suburbia, that’s
different.
Use of Commonwealth land or private property for setting Hash runs.
Any hares that are contemplating setting runs that may enter onto Commonwealth land are to rethink their run. No runs are to enter onto Commonwealth property. The same applies to private property. If you want to use this area, then seek permission to do so. If permission is granted then all is well otherwise stay away from the area.
Remember, there are no rules in Hash, but, other people do have them.
ON ON to 29 Pott Street Moil
DON’T FORGET YOUR HANDLE
Next weeks run (11 December) is the last chance for the cheap xmas party
rates