‘Future Runs’

There are no rules in hash, but, there are some things you should be aware of:

1:    You hash at your own risk.  The Hash Committee takes no responsibility for you and/or your dependents/guests.

2:    You are responsible for your own dog.  You should control them before, during and after the run.

3:    Hashers to ensure that drivers remain within the legal limits.

Hash Trailer:  “Has been damaged.”

If you use the trailer and you damage it you repair it.

Until further notice the trailer will now be stored at 9 Clarke Crescent Rapid Creek so hares can collect it from there.  Organise the pickup time with the GM.  Collect the kegs and ice from the Darwin North RSL after 3pm, or 1500 as some people know it.

DO NOT PLACE THE ICE ON THE COILS UNLESS BEER HAS BEEN PASSED THROUGH THE PIPES.  RECENT WEEKS HAS SEEN THE WATER FREEZE IN THE PIPES. 

After the run return any usable kegs to Darwin North RSL after 3pm, or 1500, on the Tuesday. Tuesday is emphasised so that any usable kegs can be placed in the cool room.  Clean trailer, run water through pipes to clean out old beer, clean utensils and return the trailer to 9 Clarke Crescent Rapid Creek. 

Run 1791 – 8^th January 2007

The Run:

The General was suppose to do the run with KFC but decided to go overseas instead so Saint Physio assisted KFC.   Set by KFC and Saint Physio. 

The run started from Pruen Road, not McKinnon Road, and headed off on the one and only false trail.  You would think the world had come to an end by the number of complaints and moans that were heard by the front runners.  Everyone knows there will be a false trail with KFC so if you want to be a front runner and take off into the distance, then so be it.  First check was at the College then down College Road to do a scenic trip through where the old market gardens used to be.  It was then a bush bash to Tiger Brennan Drive then back through the bush to Hidden Valley Road.  Up the hill to a right turn at the school to a piss stop opposite NTESS.  It was ON ON home from there.

A run that had street running, bush bashing, hill climbing and a piss stop with bourbon and coke.  What else could a person ask for?

The run itself is worth a score of 4 but gets a bonus point for the piss stop and another 2 bonus points for snags, but they do loose a point for not buttering the bread.

Score:  6

Forthcoming events

TBA                                         A free run

1800^th run                               12 March 2007 (tbc)

AGPU:                                     11-12 May 2007

AT THE TRAILER

KEG BEER is on so bring your handle.

$12 for drinkers and $5 for non drinkers.

DOWN DOWNS & Fines:

Stakeout was choirmaster.  

A quiet night at the circle.

Stakeout tried to get Not Yet fined for having new shoes.  Not Yet defended himself with glory by pointing out that, 2 years previously, Stakeout did a down down from the same shoes.

Physio fined Dregs for going to McKinnon Road instead of Pruen Road for the run.

Next Interhash is in PERTH.

Chook – Not here but Saint Physio was nominated to have a down down but as he was towing the trailer and being a sober bob nominate whorenuts to be his proxy.

Returning Runners – Poxy Moron and Sex On

Virgin Runner – Ben from Winnellie

Fine Master – Fines Shitlid for taking the piss out of the GM.  Seeing as Shitlid does not drink anymore CDB was nominated to do his down down.

Hash Jokes – no jokes but Physio told of the drunk person driving to get fags for the Mrs and got waved through a breath test stop, purchased fags then got caught driving back through breath test stop.

Hare – KFC and Saint Physio

Tucker – Sausages, bread and butter and chilli sauce.

Other Matters;

It would seem that some of the people who turn up to hash after the run has started are reluctant to pay hash cash.  There are no rules in hash but, pay up you bastards.  Hash cash should not have to chase you for payment.

Complaints:

Use of the ‘C’ word.  Would you use the word in front of your children or your mother?? No??  Then think about the people who live near where the circle is being held.  (I do accept that in some cases some people never had a mother so they would not understand what it means.)

We have not been harassed by police but, if we continue to use the “C” word, we soon will and once that occurs you could probably see a breathalyzer nearby.  Hey, if we are out bush, no worries, but, in suburbia, that’s different.

Use of Commonwealth land or private property for setting Hash runs.

Any hares that are contemplating setting runs that may enter onto Commonwealth land are to rethink their run.  No runs are to enter onto Commonwealth property.  The same applies to private property.  If you want to use this area, then seek permission to do so.  If permission is granted then all is well otherwise stay away from the area. 

Remember, there are no rules in Hash, but, other people do have them.

ON ON to opposite TNT at the airport

DON’T FORGET YOUR HANDLE

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