There are no rules in hash, but, there are some things you should be aware of:

1:    You hash at your own risk.  The Hash Committee takes no responsibility for you and/or your dependents/guests.

2:    You are responsible for your own dog.  You should control them before, during and after the run.

3:    Hashers to ensure that drivers remain within the legal limits.

Hash Trailer:  “Has been damaged.”

If you use the trailer and you damage it you repair it.

Until further notice the trailer will now be stored at 9 Clarke Crescent Rapid Creek so hares can collect it from there.  Organise the pickup time with the GM.  Collect the kegs and ice from the Darwin North RSL after 3pm, or 1500 as some people know it.

DO NOT PLACE THE ICE ON THE COILS UNLESS BEER HAS BEEN PASSED THROUGH THE PIPES.  RECENT WEEKS HAS SEEN THE WATER FREEZE IN THE PIPES. 

After the run return any usable kegs to Darwin North RSL after 3pm, or 1500, on the Tuesday. Tuesday is emphasised so that any usable kegs can be placed in the cool room.  Clean trailer, run water through pipes to clean out old beer, clean utensils and return the trailer to 9 Clarke Crescent Rapid Creek. 

Run 1794 – 29^th January 2007

The Run: 

The first thing to say, and this is to keep those happy who hate street running, what a boring run.  A run set by two heavy weights of hash.

Started off from Alawa Oval and from there through the streets of Alawa, passing the Alawa school on towards Dripstone Road then past Nakara School on to Cas Club into Wanguri then along Trower Road back down to Nakara school and past the Nakara shops then on to a piss stop at CDU.  This was a keg of Blonde and some heavy, mid and light stubbies.  Some people thought they were smart and were able to short cut the first half of the run.  This they seemed to take great delight in.  But, they were not so enthusiastic when the run turned for home and they were a long way out.  They even missed the piss stop.  Better luck next time.

Score:  The base run get a score of 5.  There is minus 1 point for street run with no shiggy.  There is a further minus 1 for no snags.  There is a plus 2 for the piss stop which also had an industrial bin for disposing of empties.  5

Forthcoming events

1800^th run                               12 March 2007 (tbc)

AGPU:                                     11-12 May 2007

AT THE TRAILER

KEG BEER is on so bring your handle.

$12 for drinkers and $5 for non drinkers.

DOWN DOWNS & Fines:

Stakeout was choirmaster.  

Dregs forgot to bring the red wine.  This was missed by all in sundry. 

HIV was fined for having his back to the GM

Bones and HIV were fined for not holding the checks.  As Bones is still on the dry, Barbwire was his proxy.

Gonzo was fined for annoying the GM.  Not hard to do eh?

Chips was asked to explain his sore leg.  He explained it was a calf muscle problem and the pack accused him of bullshitting to the GM.

Stakeout fined Pussey for having his dogs photo in the NT News.  Pussey was upset as they took 20 photos of him and one of his dog and only used to photo of the dog.

Chips was reminded that he has next weeks run.  He had forgotten.

Saint Physio went home early because he was not well.  I hope it was not the dummy he was shown at the piss stop that caused him his troubles.

Chook – Question on who has the chook.  Guest claims the GM has it.  A check back on the records shows Toejob has it.

Returning Runners – Fatboy, Pussey, Grunter and Kraft

Visitors – None

Fine Master – Not present.

Hash Jokes – Goose told a true story about Frank and his Viagra.

Hare – Rhino and Scrappy

Tucker – Spag Bol and garlic bread

Other Matters;

It would seem that some of the people who turn up to hash after the run has started are reluctant to pay hash cash.  There are no rules in hash but, pay up you bastards.  Hash cash should not have to chase you for payment.

Complaints:

Use of the ‘C’ word.  Would you use the word in front of your children or your mother?? No??  Then think about the people who live near where the circle is being held.  (I do accept that in some cases some people never had a mother so they would not understand what it means.)

We have not been harassed by police but, if we continue to use the “C” word, we soon will and once that occurs you could probably see a breathalyzer nearby.  Hey, if we are out bush, no worries, but, in suburbia, that’s different.

Use of Commonwealth land or private property for setting Hash runs.

Any hares that are contemplating setting runs that may enter onto Commonwealth land are to rethink their run.  No runs are to enter onto Commonwealth property.  The same applies to private property.  If you want to use this area, then seek permission to do so.  If permission is granted then all is well otherwise stay away from the area. 

Remember, there are no rules in Hash, but, other people do have them.

ON ON to M&M Electrical, Tiger Brennan Drive opposite Charles Darwin Park gates

DON’T FORGET YOUR HANDLE

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