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Run 1809 12 MAY AGPU RUN 2007

The LOCATION
Berry Springs

The RUN
Set by Goose and General

Living in the nicest part of the world it was not to hard to set a good run through
monsoon rain forest, passing a waterfall, enjoying the sign of many dead cane toads if
you didn’t run but walk, to Berry springs for a swim. Well, as you would guess there was
a little bit of swimming and a lot of beer drinking sitting in the stream. Also it took no
more than 10 min and other visitors were too scared to stay, so more space for DH3.
Dregs being a good girl as always did a good job playing bar maid (no not topless) and
taking pictures (you will see them online soon). Genset did a good job entertaining her
lovely fluffy chook but I think she drowned it, or do chooks dive for more than an hour?
Is there anybody who knows how to check life signs of a hash chook?
Anyway we enjoyed the nearly cold water for an hour and than it was back home for our
main event.
Hungry and thirsty (of course) there was no hesitation when we saw prepared finger
food and shortly after real tucker and this time we don’t talk about just BBQ we talk
about a real BBQ, real meat, real salads! Well prepared for a long evening we all sat
down (behind the white line) and listened to Braman. I guess some of you don’t know
Braman but if I tell you this is our Ex-GM you might remember him.
To make a short story even shorter, Rhino was announced as our new GM. So please
show respect! The next few minutes must have been the hardest minutes a hash ever
had. We saw THE FALL of our new GM! As you know as a GM you have the responsibility
to be the best example of a hash man, so our new GM prepared himself - in his wisdom -
for this event and had a lot of drinks, so he did fall of the stage. Seconds of pure
horror past but than he moved again and so we all started to worship him. This is truly
our new GM!
13 MAY Recovery Run

The LOCATION
Berry Springs Nature Reserve

The RUN
Set by Furburger

Furburger in his job as the new trail master set his run early in the morning surprisingly
on pink tape. After few very brave hashers cleaned up the mess (at least 20 hashers
were excused due to family business, hangovers, not being in the mood to clean up or
just because) 10 of these brave hashers went for a recovery run. The run was set
around the oval but all 10 decided to shortcut and went directly to the trailer for
another beer.

The Words of wisdom
“Bones” to his little daughter Nat when she asked why people had to sit on ice
“Because all these people had hot bums” (Well, I didn’t but thanks for this explanation
Bones.)
Goose about his experience when he set AGPU run
“We went out and found glory and paradise” (Okay Goose, but next time please also find
more money for hash cash, more beer and I guess topless bar maids for the boys.)
Danny about the art of farting
“When you fart in silence you are just an apprentice”
(Please Danny don’t demonstrate how a master farts, I am not interested.)
Religious Adviser
“Please blame me for the rain!”
(Could we also blame you for other things? It would be handy, and by the way I guess
the damage of the trailer is your fault and next time please watch all hash dogs, don’t
use the ‘C’ word and please don’t set hash runs on private or Commonwealth land.
Thanks!)

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