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Run 1810

Run 1810 14 MAY 2007
The LOCATION
Water Garden
The RUN
Set by Furburger

The Virgin-GM-Run!
It was the night of the first new-GM-run, lost hashers, many down-downs, heaps of
visitors, dip test (did you know the Google God couldn't find any other hash dip test? So
is this a famous Darwin invention?), good-bye-ceremony for our old committee, good luck
for the new one (you will need it) and BBQ again.
6:02 Start of the hash – runners right, walkers left
6:13 Runner and walkers met each other and both run/walked off in different directions
6:17 Harriettes are back were it all started (great sense of direction or true female
wisdom?), so they went for a second walk (different direction this time), the hare
also lost some harriers on the way ( and by the way, a small bird told me even the
hare got lost when he set the run, female influence?).
6:45 Most runners and walkers are back, each one had a different story to tell where
he/she saw pink tape and where the run was supposed to be.
So well done Furburger, we had something to talk about! Try it again!
 
The CIRCLE
We had some visitors from Fiji hash. Only God knows if there aren't better things to do
than coming to DH3 but we had mercy so they got down-downs, same goes for the old and
new committee. By the way who gave Barbarian the job as hash cash apprentice? He told
us he just came to hash for the beer! So Barbarian, I will research the real goals of Hash
and put them down in the next newsletter.
Braman also received a down-down for his glorious times as GM and we all had to witness a
dip test of Stakeout. I guess he never got so much female attention ever!
But the real highlight was Saint Physios true story from God. He told us God explained to
him why there was a mix-up of the t-shirt-prints. Apparently God only wanted to have
pure angels on these shirts but than realised if he would cross off all sinners there would
be nobody left, so he just took one off (I don't know if this means quarter-off is the
biggest sinner or just lucky for not being on this shirt).
And finally DH3 arrives in the 21. Century, our GM got a PA now. So if you have something
to say you will have to put it down in writing and give it to his P.A. Also she volunteered to
take all his down-downs in the next year. Brave girl!
 
The SCORE
I just changed the system a bit so you'll get
1 Point – for setting the run
1 Point – for bringing tucker (2 extra points if all people survive the tucker)
2 Points – if the tucker is not a BBQ, I don't care if you bring bread and butter
2 Points – for setting a good run, lots of hills, more piss stops and a massage for each
hasher afterwards and drinks for the ladies
2 Points – for keeping an eye on your dog (borrow one if you don't have your own one or
bring another pet (husbands, wives and children don't count as pets))
1 Point – if all hasher make it back to the trailer ( you will receive -1 for each lost
hasher and -1 if there are more hasher afterwards)
5 Points – depending on my mood (hey I am female so what do you expect?)
Furburger scored: 4 points (and don't cry at home)
 
The Words of wisdom
“Browneye” You can stick whatever you want in a woman's mouth. They won't stop talking.
(I think we all want to know what you already tried to stick in.)

Because Goose was jokeless: A hasher was flying overseas on a trip and just after takeoff
the hostess approached him and asked what he would like to drink. "Beer please"
replied the Hasher. She asked the man next to him who replied "I am a Southern Baptist
minister of religion. I would rather be raped by a pack of wanton whores then let alcohol
pass my lips" .
The hasher passed his beer back to the hostess and said "I didn't know we had a choice”.

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