Run 1812
Run 1812 28 MAY 2007
The LOCATION
Tiwi Pump Station
Tiwi Pump Station
The RUN
Set by Stakeout and Sexon
Set by Stakeout and Sexon
The run started as usual, blue tape for runners and green tape for walkers. So no more
questions asked just run, Forrest run. The trail was well marked and we had wonderful
sunset views and of course we all were on a mission from God or at least our RA was.
But after a while and more than 4km somebody said: I've a feeling we're not in Kansas
anymore and I guess she was right. We walked for hours - still on green and blue tape -
but our hares frankly, didn't give a damn. Suddenly near Casuarina cliff we saw our last
hope: the piss stop, our light in the darkness.
Luckily most of the runners didn't turn up so there was plenty to drink for our walkers.
After the piss stop it was on home. In the meantime most runners decided Houston, we
got a problem, we can't find the piss stop and decided it's time for on-on home. The run started as usual, blue tape for runners and green tape for walkers. So no more
questions asked just run, Forrest run. The trail was well marked and we had wonderful
sunset views and of course we all were on a mission from God or at least our RA was.
But after a while and more than 4km somebody said: I've a feeling we're not in Kansas
anymore and I guess she was right. We walked for hours - still on green and blue tape -
but our hares frankly, didn't give a damn. Suddenly near Casuarina cliff we saw our last
hope: the piss stop, our light in the darkness.
Luckily most of the runners didn't turn up so there was plenty to drink for our walkers.
After the piss stop it was on home. In the meantime most runners decided Houston, we
got a problem, we can't find the piss stop and decided it's time for on-on home.
The CIRCLE
It's showtime, so round up the usual suspects!
Our new RA had his first appearance and every model would have been jealous. He has got
himself a wonderful hat from his daughter and so Saint Physio commented “We love you
pretty face, RA” and Cricket added “See, how stupid you can look if you try”.
So our new RA told us about his run: “I went out and found a star in the west and I
followed this star. But I met the sinner Goose and he didn't show me the right trail. So a
down-down for this sinner. But I also met another sinner on my long journey today and it
was Furburger. He didn't guide me to the piss stop. So I will have to give him a downdown
too.”
After this sad story our new RA decided he would have the right to have some harriettes
as concubines. But just Dregs volunteered to be his new “bonkabine.” But next time, RA,
you've got to asked yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? and not just Do I make you
horny babe? Because it might not be a good idea to let a harriette come this close.
Due to RA's performance Saint Physio and Browneye seemed to fall in love for each other
and started to couple (?) in front of the circle. Have you ever seen donkeys fighting? I
am sure it must look similar.
There were some more down-downs (KFC- for shiny shoes, Goose – for allowing his son to
be in the paper, Saint Physio for selling his haberdash car to somebody without asking for
name and address but Genset saw his car, so he was happy, Toe Job for having just one
shoe – some hasher saw it as a sign and started to follow him around.)
Guest was nominated to be the new chook fucker for locking her key in the car (again).
It's showtime, so round up the usual suspects!
Our new RA had his first appearance and every model would have been jealous. He has got
himself a wonderful hat from his daughter and so Saint Physio commented “We love you
pretty face, RA” and Cricket added “See, how stupid you can look if you try”.
So our new RA told us about his run: “I went out and found a star in the west and I
followed this star. But I met the sinner Goose and he didn't show me the right trail. So a
down-down for this sinner. But I also met another sinner on my long journey today and it
was Furburger. He didn't guide me to the piss stop. So I will have to give him a downdown
too.”
After this sad story our new RA decided he would have the right to have some harriettes
as concubines. But just Dregs volunteered to be his new “bonkabine.” But next time, RA,
you've got to asked yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? and not just Do I make you
horny babe? Because it might not be a good idea to let a harriette come this close.
Due to RA's performance Saint Physio and Browneye seemed to fall in love for each other
and started to couple (?) in front of the circle. Have you ever seen donkeys fighting? I
am sure it must look similar.
There were some more down-downs (KFC- for shiny shoes, Goose – for allowing his son to
be in the paper, Saint Physio for selling his haberdash car to somebody without asking for
name and address but Genset saw his car, so he was happy, Toe Job for having just one
shoe – some hasher saw it as a sign and started to follow him around.)
Guest was nominated to be the new chook fucker for locking her key in the car (again).
The SCORE
Tucker: Sausage Curry cooked by Stakeout
7 for the run (for setting as run, bringing tucker, having a piss stop for walkers, trail was
marked in different colours, having a long run) , -3 because most runners missed the piss
stop, 2 for the self-made tucker, 1 bonus point for following the runners on a push bike
Stakeout and Sexon scored: 7 points
Tucker: Sausage Curry cooked by Stakeout
7 for the run (for setting as run, bringing tucker, having a piss stop for walkers, trail was
marked in different colours, having a long run) , -3 because most runners missed the piss
stop, 2 for the self-made tucker, 1 bonus point for following the runners on a push bike
Stakeout and Sexon scored: 7 points
The Words of wisdom
Guest – at the piss stop “I don't know where we started.” So hashers if you got lost
don't bother asking Guest for the way back, you'll never know if she can remember where
we started and even why we started in the first place.
Guest – at the piss stop “I don't know where we started.” So hashers if you got lost
don't bother asking Guest for the way back, you'll never know if she can remember where
we started and even why we started in the first place.
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