Run 1817
Run 1817 2 July 2007
The LOCATION
Car Park Deckchair cinema
Car Park Deckchair cinema
The RUN
Set by Barbwire and Toejob
Set by Barbwire and Toejob
LAnd now to something complete different! A city run and no it was not set by a douplebum and it was not about shopping. But maybe it is not such a bad idea but we would need a volunteer hasher who would borrow his credit card, anyway as I said and now to something completely different. We met next to the wharf and next to the Deckchair cinema knowing we would get a nice sunset there. The run started up the road and up the stair into the big bad city. To be honest I don't know if the run was set on tape or if there were some checks but believe me I know a lot of shopping secrets now. I know where to buy underwear and evening dresses, if I have have to wear my flower left or right (left means I am looking for somebody), and that you'll have to travel if you really want to do some shopping.
All together a lot of useless information. So around we went through streets and avenues. I guess we shocked some backpacker and visitors, Darwin people are not that easily shocked. From the Esplanade catching a view over the sea it was back to Mitchell Street and into a pub for a piss stop. Everyone got his/her beer or champagne for harrierts and enjoyed this different piss stop. The bar maids tried not to look shocked and even managed to smile a bit. I guess both have seen worse. Leaving this pub was hard for some hashers or let say we spent more than the usual 10 min there but in the end it was back to the trailer for a beautiful sunset. The spot was perfect next time we just have to make sure CBD and Fatboy don't ruin the view again. A sunset is much nicer without hashers in front of it.
The CIRCLE
First of all quarter off and SBS are organising the Tour de Piss this year. It will be on the 18th of August for $30 and will start at Quateroff's. Our GM had a really hard time to line up all hasher for the circle. It took hours to get at least a little bit of silence. So his first action was to put some people on ice to cool down their temperature. General had to sit on ice first and Genset was told to stand in front of the circle to prevent her from talking. But as you would have guessed she still talked and argued and left our GM a little bit helpless what to do next. He couldn't put her on ice because she refused and I am sure she would have argued even more when he really would have put her on ice.
First of all quarter off and SBS are organising the Tour de Piss this year. It will be on the 18th of August for $30 and will start at Quateroff's. Our GM had a really hard time to line up all hasher for the circle. It took hours to get at least a little bit of silence. So his first action was to put some people on ice to cool down their temperature. General had to sit on ice first and Genset was told to stand in front of the circle to prevent her from talking. But as you would have guessed she still talked and argued and left our GM a little bit helpless what to do next. He couldn't put her on ice because she refused and I am sure she would have argued even more when he really would have put her on ice.
Browneye was called to tell some good news: He became a Granddaddy of a baby girl some hours ago. So next time if he is grumpy he might have been babysitting, so show some respect! General (still on ice) told us he is losing feelings in his legs but he likes it because he hopes this might qualify him for a concubine to get his feelings back. Some people will do everything to get some female attention, even sit on ice. Mormon was called to get a down down for new shoes but he also argued - like a girl - his shoes are not new, they would just look new.
By the time GM was so sick of arguing so Mormon just got a normal down down. General tried to get attention again for his frozen legs so Dregs offered him Jimmys licking service but General still asked for a concubine. We had some visitors from the Gold Coast and they got a down down. Afterwards we wanted to know who's the shortest hasher: headjob or chillibush. GM decided it must be headjob but later on someone discovered chilli bush is shorter. The next circle issue was the chook fucker nomination, so Dregs was called to nominate someone. But because she couldn't nominate one she will be a chook fucker for the next week.
There are no rules at hash just traditions but if you go hashing you should be dressed in a hash tshirt. So Cricket, Branman, David, Sexon, Kate, SBS and I've-been-eaten got a down down for not running in a hash tshirt and they got a note for non believers and next time every single one will sit on ice. But there was another offender who was put on ice: Furburger. He got a down down and a ice sitting fine for screaming and repeating GMs words of wisdom. Last but not least we had a really important issue to deal with: a naming! Genset was called to talk about this no-name hasher Kathy. She offered different names such as Huntress, Dominamatix, and Bondy'n discipline.
So we got a Bondy and discipline now or short B'nD. And finally the hare were called to get their down downs and all hashers couldn't get fast enough to the BBQ to get some tucker.
The SCORE
Tucker: BBQ 7 for the run (for ciy a bush run, bringing tucker, lots of hashers) , +1 piss stop, +1 sunsut, 0.1 because it was a good run and I was told nobody can get 10 points
Barbwire and Toejob scored: 9.1 points
Tucker: BBQ 7 for the run (for ciy a bush run, bringing tucker, lots of hashers) , +1 piss stop, +1 sunsut, 0.1 because it was a good run and I was told nobody can get 10 points
Barbwire and Toejob scored: 9.1 points
The Words of wisdom
Barbwire “Can I put the keys in your top pocket?”. I think I don't have to explain where the top pocket is but I wonder if there are more named pockets. Also I think in the age of emancipation this kind of question can get you in trouble.
Barbwire “Can I put the keys in your top pocket?”. I think I don't have to explain where the top pocket is but I wonder if there are more named pockets. Also I think in the age of emancipation this kind of question can get you in trouble.
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