Run 1818
Run 1818 9 July 2007
The LOCATION
Tiwi Pump Station
Tiwi Pump Station
The RUN
Set by GM and Scrappy
Set by GM and Scrappy
If you thought this area looked familiar I can ensure you, you are not totally out of mind and you probably don’t have Alzheimer. We actually had been here before. The main reason is we are scared! First of all the Northern Territory is so big you can easily get lost somewhere and who would look for a hasher? Second we know this area, we tested it, we run it, we had BBQs here, and some tested it by living here and even raised a family just to see if it would work, so why not try it again if it still feels the same? You never know maybe due to global warming this will be under water soon or populated by strange creatures in the future (even stranger than the ones already living here.) So the run was set on vite tape (or as Aussies would say white) and it was schnell, schnell and auf die Plätze, fertig, los and to the right. The track was well marked and easy to follow but as you know all hashers are lazy and even more lazy if they are walkers. So some very lazy walker and I would never name them (Genset, Guest, Princess Laid…) went directly to the piss stop which was set at GMs. Some brave walking hashers tried to follow the trail but decided this could be a long walk and short cutted. The rest got lost or at least missed the piss stop. My mum would say it’s no use if you are just hard-working or hard-walking in this case it also helps if you are intelligent enough to take the short trail to the piss stop.
Anyway the trail was though bush and well set and we had a great piss stop. It was something brown, something yellow and something white and cold. As you know a hash man doesn’t care what he is drinking, there must be alcohol in it and it’s fine. After the piss stop it was back to the trailer on on the shortest way. By the way who told our Penang visitor there are hills in Darwin? He asked me if this would be a hill run!
The CIRCLE
GM proofed his almighty wisdom and had the tucker before the circle and believe me, hashers are more willing to listen if they are not hungry.
So this time hashers were more willing to listen, I mean hashers are never really willing at least not in this regard. We had a down down for Pussy, a returning runner and down down for our Penang visitor, two visitors from somewhere and a guy from Cyprus. I guess Bones started to get bored or he needed attention., He started to talk and laugh and as you know laughing is not permitted at hash, we are a serious running club. So Bones had to face the consequences and had to sit on ice. One of these visitors took his time to finish his down down so Bones started to complain about sitting years on ice. As a consequence he got a slow note for his down down but even this was not fast enough for him so he started to sing his own down down song. So we had to start again and give him a second down down note. Then we put KFC on ice.
I don't know exactly why but he deserved it. Our next candidate for a down down was Sexon. Guess what, she got a picture of Nicole Kidman and herself. Was Sexon the person who gave Nicole Kidman a Territorian handshake? Sexon should have asked Nicole to come around for our hash run. There are more hashers who wanted to shake hands with Nicole. How can you be so selfish? Goose was called to get his down down for displaying a L plate on his car. You could tell he was not happy and he suggested some hashers should also get a plate. A LC pale for little cunt. KCF got his down down and we had two joke, one from Goose and one from Stakeout. Furburger was the next person on ice, he was blamed for the cancellation for our glorious TV night. The TV production company cancelled their hash run for no reason.
So Furburger must have done something to scare them away. No fame and glory this time. The hares got their down down and our GM (it was his run) announced every person who would like to complain about this run will sit on ice. CBD couldn't resist and complained, so he must like it to sit on ice. After his down down the circle was finished. Believe me I had enough bare bums this night!
GM proofed his almighty wisdom and had the tucker before the circle and believe me, hashers are more willing to listen if they are not hungry.
So this time hashers were more willing to listen, I mean hashers are never really willing at least not in this regard. We had a down down for Pussy, a returning runner and down down for our Penang visitor, two visitors from somewhere and a guy from Cyprus. I guess Bones started to get bored or he needed attention., He started to talk and laugh and as you know laughing is not permitted at hash, we are a serious running club. So Bones had to face the consequences and had to sit on ice. One of these visitors took his time to finish his down down so Bones started to complain about sitting years on ice. As a consequence he got a slow note for his down down but even this was not fast enough for him so he started to sing his own down down song. So we had to start again and give him a second down down note. Then we put KFC on ice.
I don't know exactly why but he deserved it. Our next candidate for a down down was Sexon. Guess what, she got a picture of Nicole Kidman and herself. Was Sexon the person who gave Nicole Kidman a Territorian handshake? Sexon should have asked Nicole to come around for our hash run. There are more hashers who wanted to shake hands with Nicole. How can you be so selfish? Goose was called to get his down down for displaying a L plate on his car. You could tell he was not happy and he suggested some hashers should also get a plate. A LC pale for little cunt. KCF got his down down and we had two joke, one from Goose and one from Stakeout. Furburger was the next person on ice, he was blamed for the cancellation for our glorious TV night. The TV production company cancelled their hash run for no reason.
So Furburger must have done something to scare them away. No fame and glory this time. The hares got their down down and our GM (it was his run) announced every person who would like to complain about this run will sit on ice. CBD couldn't resist and complained, so he must like it to sit on ice. After his down down the circle was finished. Believe me I had enough bare bums this night!
The SCORE
Tucker: French sticks, Noodles-Zucchini–Carrots–Onion–Meat-in one pot lets call it hash stew 6 for the run (for setting a run, bringing tucker, partly bushy, private piss stop with many drink options) , +1 non BBQ tucker, +1 GM run
GM and Scrappy scored: 9.1 points
Tucker: French sticks, Noodles-Zucchini–Carrots–Onion–Meat-in one pot lets call it hash stew 6 for the run (for setting a run, bringing tucker, partly bushy, private piss stop with many drink options) , +1 non BBQ tucker, +1 GM run
GM and Scrappy scored: 9.1 points
The Words of wisdom
CBD “Alcohol hurts your head but it is good for your knees. You need alcohol for you knees especially if you are running a city to surf run” Yes, CBD alcohol is good for your knees, but also for your eye (everything is nicer after drinking), for your orientation (because you don't care any more) and for your mood (your partner won't argue with you because you are drunk).
CBD “Alcohol hurts your head but it is good for your knees. You need alcohol for you knees especially if you are running a city to surf run” Yes, CBD alcohol is good for your knees, but also for your eye (everything is nicer after drinking), for your orientation (because you don't care any more) and for your mood (your partner won't argue with you because you are drunk).
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