Run 1821
Run 1821 30 July 2007
The LOCATION
Surf club car park
Surf club car park
The RUN
Set by Grunter
Set by Grunter
A single run, set by only one hare, quiet unusual nowadays for Darwin hash, so well done
Grunter. And if Grunter can do it everybody can, so no more excuses!
Two colours, two directions, pink for walkers and green for runners. So much for the
start. It was a pleasant walk/ run through a little bit of bush, a little bit of street and
mostly straight. It was more like a Sunday afternoon with family than a run/walk, a nice
pleasant walk near the beach. Some might say they missed the adventure of running a real
hash trail but to be honest, do you really want adventure or do you just want to whinge
around. After 20 min walking we saw a piss stop set up at the nudist beach with a view
over the ocean. CBD took the freedom to get undressed or at least half undressed
(thanks god) and showed us his bare bottom. But he didn’t get the attention he wanted
and we had no camera anyway. By the way did you notice the piss stop was Grunters
Wipeout. Grunter actually found a bottle with his name on it. I guess he was just lucky to
get a nice hash name because I doubt there is a Shitlid wine, a Sexon rum or a Genset
shutup vodka. But if someone has too much money you are welcome to print some labels
for all hashers and put them on a bottle.
After the piss stop we walked back on the beach and nearly missed the exit.
Grunter. And if Grunter can do it everybody can, so no more excuses!
Two colours, two directions, pink for walkers and green for runners. So much for the
start. It was a pleasant walk/ run through a little bit of bush, a little bit of street and
mostly straight. It was more like a Sunday afternoon with family than a run/walk, a nice
pleasant walk near the beach. Some might say they missed the adventure of running a real
hash trail but to be honest, do you really want adventure or do you just want to whinge
around. After 20 min walking we saw a piss stop set up at the nudist beach with a view
over the ocean. CBD took the freedom to get undressed or at least half undressed
(thanks god) and showed us his bare bottom. But he didn’t get the attention he wanted
and we had no camera anyway. By the way did you notice the piss stop was Grunters
Wipeout. Grunter actually found a bottle with his name on it. I guess he was just lucky to
get a nice hash name because I doubt there is a Shitlid wine, a Sexon rum or a Genset
shutup vodka. But if someone has too much money you are welcome to print some labels
for all hashers and put them on a bottle.
After the piss stop we walked back on the beach and nearly missed the exit.
The CIRCLE
It was not a really hard run in fact it was for most of us not a run at all, so we were not
really hungry and started to circle before the tucker.
But first we had to wait for Genset to finish talking in fact she didn’t finished she just
had to breathe in between two sentences. Our GM called out for returning runners and
we had Dregs (returning from a dry camp) and Hostage (returning from a hospital). Both
got a down down and enjoyed being back to hash.
Headlight brought three virgins to our hash, Richard, Mary and Sarah, at least I think
she did, I really have to improve my hand writing I can hardly identify what I wrote on
Monday, I know bloody IT people.
After this virgin down down a cell phone rang – Sexons cell phone – but she told us it was
not Nicole Kidman or a casting company from Hollywood. But there is always hope, maybe
next time.
Nobody had an appearance in the newspaper last week but CBD was on television so he
volunteered to sit on ice. Don’t ask me why people volunteer to sit on ice I am not into
bondage and sadomasochism. He also got the chook because he didn’t even wear a hash tshirt
on TV. Chips and headlight got a down down for running a half marathon.
Afterwards GM wanted to name B&D again because he was confused if she already got a
name. But she didn’t get a new name!
Barbwire had to do a dip test for being overseas but he insisted Singapore is not
overseas same goes for Bali where he had his second stop over on his way back. I know
Australia likes to play “Little America” but you can’t just tell countries they belong to
Australia now because you would like them to be part of Australia.
I didn’t see the dip test but some hashers agued if Barbwire got more than a hip
replacement.
Saint Physio tried to fine Alzheimer and Roxby for not cleaning the beer lines and
demanded to put both on ice. But Roxby had an excuse: She was told only to clean the
trailer, nobody told her to clean the lines as well. So we didn’t put her on ice.
Last but not least upcoming events: There is a red dress run organized by Darwins harriers
and a white dress run organised by us. See website for details!
It was not a really hard run in fact it was for most of us not a run at all, so we were not
really hungry and started to circle before the tucker.
But first we had to wait for Genset to finish talking in fact she didn’t finished she just
had to breathe in between two sentences. Our GM called out for returning runners and
we had Dregs (returning from a dry camp) and Hostage (returning from a hospital). Both
got a down down and enjoyed being back to hash.
Headlight brought three virgins to our hash, Richard, Mary and Sarah, at least I think
she did, I really have to improve my hand writing I can hardly identify what I wrote on
Monday, I know bloody IT people.
After this virgin down down a cell phone rang – Sexons cell phone – but she told us it was
not Nicole Kidman or a casting company from Hollywood. But there is always hope, maybe
next time.
Nobody had an appearance in the newspaper last week but CBD was on television so he
volunteered to sit on ice. Don’t ask me why people volunteer to sit on ice I am not into
bondage and sadomasochism. He also got the chook because he didn’t even wear a hash tshirt
on TV. Chips and headlight got a down down for running a half marathon.
Afterwards GM wanted to name B&D again because he was confused if she already got a
name. But she didn’t get a new name!
Barbwire had to do a dip test for being overseas but he insisted Singapore is not
overseas same goes for Bali where he had his second stop over on his way back. I know
Australia likes to play “Little America” but you can’t just tell countries they belong to
Australia now because you would like them to be part of Australia.
I didn’t see the dip test but some hashers agued if Barbwire got more than a hip
replacement.
Saint Physio tried to fine Alzheimer and Roxby for not cleaning the beer lines and
demanded to put both on ice. But Roxby had an excuse: She was told only to clean the
trailer, nobody told her to clean the lines as well. So we didn’t put her on ice.
Last but not least upcoming events: There is a red dress run organized by Darwins harriers
and a white dress run organised by us. See website for details!
The SCORE
Tucker: BBQ with salad and onions
6 for the run (for setting 2 trails, bringing tucker, beach run, well marked trail) , +1 piss
stop with nice view and Grunters Wipeout, +1 doing the hash alone
Grunter scored: 8 points
Tucker: BBQ with salad and onions
6 for the run (for setting 2 trails, bringing tucker, beach run, well marked trail) , +1 piss
stop with nice view and Grunters Wipeout, +1 doing the hash alone
Grunter scored: 8 points
The Words of wisdom
Barbwire “I was in Singapore not overseas”. Oh, oh as far as I know Singapore doesn’t
belong to Australia and I am not sure if they want to. So could we just leave Singapore
outside of Australia, otherwise we will get in trouble.
CBD “If I’ll have to sit on ice for being stupid I’ll have to sit on ice every run” That’s
right but you don’t have to sit every week because our GM is a generous man, so show
respect next time and appreciate his wisdom.
Barbwire “I was in Singapore not overseas”. Oh, oh as far as I know Singapore doesn’t
belong to Australia and I am not sure if they want to. So could we just leave Singapore
outside of Australia, otherwise we will get in trouble.
CBD “If I’ll have to sit on ice for being stupid I’ll have to sit on ice every run” That’s
right but you don’t have to sit every week because our GM is a generous man, so show
respect next time and appreciate his wisdom.
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