Run 1824
Run 1824 20 August 2007
The LOCATION
Totem Road
Totem Road
The RUN
Set by Mormon, Goose and Horse
Set by Mormon, Goose and Horse
We had three hares in red tshirts waiting for us when we arrived at Totem Road. This
area seems to become more and more popular, maybe we should rent this crown land and
build our head quarter here, this would be something different.
All started again on orange and pink tape sis vay and sat vay and I noticed Braman is
practising his German accent every Monday. Just tell me when you finally remember how
to pronounce sis vay and sat vay and I can teach you two more words you can practice
over the next few months.
It was a long pink but false trail for all runners at the beginning. Walkers followed orange
tape (right trail) and met the runners at the first piss stop. Yes! At the first piss stop,
there was more to come. A nice bar keeper (Horse) and three young ladies refreshed us
with a beer-like drink. I am not quiet sure if you noticed but Goose hugged two of these
ladies, he was totally sweating and the ladies had a shower before. I am sure in the good
old days he would have been punished but nowadays he didn't even got a fine.
Next part of the run was through mangroves and to the next piss stop at Goose house.
Not all runners and walkers went all the way so there were more drinks for the braves.
Afterwards it was on home and it was about time because it was getting dark.
area seems to become more and more popular, maybe we should rent this crown land and
build our head quarter here, this would be something different.
All started again on orange and pink tape sis vay and sat vay and I noticed Braman is
practising his German accent every Monday. Just tell me when you finally remember how
to pronounce sis vay and sat vay and I can teach you two more words you can practice
over the next few months.
It was a long pink but false trail for all runners at the beginning. Walkers followed orange
tape (right trail) and met the runners at the first piss stop. Yes! At the first piss stop,
there was more to come. A nice bar keeper (Horse) and three young ladies refreshed us
with a beer-like drink. I am not quiet sure if you noticed but Goose hugged two of these
ladies, he was totally sweating and the ladies had a shower before. I am sure in the good
old days he would have been punished but nowadays he didn't even got a fine.
Next part of the run was through mangroves and to the next piss stop at Goose house.
Not all runners and walkers went all the way so there were more drinks for the braves.
Afterwards it was on home and it was about time because it was getting dark.
The CIRCLE
Thanks to highbeam this is the first time we got some facts about our run.
So here it comes:
– Run distance – 6.2 km
– it took 15 min to the first piss stop
– speed average 8.65 km/h
– and you burnt 510 calories
I don't know if it helps you in any way but I love to collect useless information. The main
surprise after two surprising piss stop was a topless bar maid and not only topless, she
was dressed in a net catsuit. If you don't know what it is ask your wife or your secret girl
friend. They will tell you it is next to nothing. And before you ask: Hash had nothing to do
with it, the hares paid for this girl and there was no harm done. I heard some rumours
about harrieretts complaining about topless barmaids but I can't see a reason, if the
hare thinks his run is better with a topless barmaid so be it. It is all about fun!
Back to the circle: we had two returning runners horse and dingo (surprising but we had
the circle in this shop back yard so he couldn't escape).
There were two visitors Brian and Gary with no names. I wonder where they came from
and why they can't afford names.
Furburger had his turn on ice-sitting but this time I have to admit it was not his fault.
He was blamed for no shitsheet of last week's run and not updating the old hash web site.
I think next time all hashers who are not in the committee should sit on ice for not doing
anything. At least Furburger reminds me that I have to update our web site and write our
shit sheet so he is doing his job or kind of anyway.
Drinking of new shoes was next. Highbeam changed her shoes shortly before the circle
but some hashers saw her with new shoes. So she had to drink out of her old shoes just
to remind her there is no way of fooling around with Darwin Hash, we take every fine
seriously. I guess the taste was not very nice but highbeam survived!
Then we had to find a new chook fucker and this time it was easy. Did you get Gensets
email asking about an ear ring? I know what you are thinking why did Genset abuse our
email system? And you are right, so the least we could do was give her the chook. And she
accepted her destiny. When GM asked her later on what's your name, she said chook
fucker!
CBD was put on ice next because he didn't feel like going to the tour de piss. What an
excuse! Do you really think anybody was feeling like going to the tour the piss and riding a
push bike the whole day?They did it for Darwin Hash, for Australia, for all living beings to
show their respect! It is no fun but someone has to do it, I mean Tour de France is just a
drug ride nowadays so we have to show there are better ways even for normal people to
ride a push bike on legal drugs!
We had two jokes and even our topless barmaid got into the spirit and told us a joke (it
was not a funny one but she tried).
The white dress run was announced and as a reminder bring your hash horn, if you got
one!
There was another down down for the hares: Horse, Goose and Mormon and Goose had to
sit on ice afterwards and sing his own very slow down down song because he argued with
our GM
Thanks to highbeam this is the first time we got some facts about our run.
So here it comes:
– Run distance – 6.2 km
– it took 15 min to the first piss stop
– speed average 8.65 km/h
– and you burnt 510 calories
I don't know if it helps you in any way but I love to collect useless information. The main
surprise after two surprising piss stop was a topless bar maid and not only topless, she
was dressed in a net catsuit. If you don't know what it is ask your wife or your secret girl
friend. They will tell you it is next to nothing. And before you ask: Hash had nothing to do
with it, the hares paid for this girl and there was no harm done. I heard some rumours
about harrieretts complaining about topless barmaids but I can't see a reason, if the
hare thinks his run is better with a topless barmaid so be it. It is all about fun!
Back to the circle: we had two returning runners horse and dingo (surprising but we had
the circle in this shop back yard so he couldn't escape).
There were two visitors Brian and Gary with no names. I wonder where they came from
and why they can't afford names.
Furburger had his turn on ice-sitting but this time I have to admit it was not his fault.
He was blamed for no shitsheet of last week's run and not updating the old hash web site.
I think next time all hashers who are not in the committee should sit on ice for not doing
anything. At least Furburger reminds me that I have to update our web site and write our
shit sheet so he is doing his job or kind of anyway.
Drinking of new shoes was next. Highbeam changed her shoes shortly before the circle
but some hashers saw her with new shoes. So she had to drink out of her old shoes just
to remind her there is no way of fooling around with Darwin Hash, we take every fine
seriously. I guess the taste was not very nice but highbeam survived!
Then we had to find a new chook fucker and this time it was easy. Did you get Gensets
email asking about an ear ring? I know what you are thinking why did Genset abuse our
email system? And you are right, so the least we could do was give her the chook. And she
accepted her destiny. When GM asked her later on what's your name, she said chook
fucker!
CBD was put on ice next because he didn't feel like going to the tour de piss. What an
excuse! Do you really think anybody was feeling like going to the tour the piss and riding a
push bike the whole day?They did it for Darwin Hash, for Australia, for all living beings to
show their respect! It is no fun but someone has to do it, I mean Tour de France is just a
drug ride nowadays so we have to show there are better ways even for normal people to
ride a push bike on legal drugs!
We had two jokes and even our topless barmaid got into the spirit and told us a joke (it
was not a funny one but she tried).
The white dress run was announced and as a reminder bring your hash horn, if you got
one!
There was another down down for the hares: Horse, Goose and Mormon and Goose had to
sit on ice afterwards and sing his own very slow down down song because he argued with
our GM
The SCORE
Tucker: Green Thai curry
6 for the run (for setting 2 trails, well marked trail, non BBQ and delicious tucker) , +2
for piss stops, +1 nice topless barmaid (if you didn't like her it is not the hares fault)
Mormon, Horse and Goose scored: 9 points
Tucker: Green Thai curry
6 for the run (for setting 2 trails, well marked trail, non BBQ and delicious tucker) , +2
for piss stops, +1 nice topless barmaid (if you didn't like her it is not the hares fault)
Mormon, Horse and Goose scored: 9 points
The Words of wisdom
Barbwire “I like my girls smart and it doesn't matter if they are dressed or not”. I think
that's fair enough, I also prefer my man smart but I like it when he is dressed, sorry
boys but face it girl are prettier or do you really want to see a man in a net catsuit? It
will be hard enough to see them at our white dress run.
Barbwire “I like my girls smart and it doesn't matter if they are dressed or not”. I think
that's fair enough, I also prefer my man smart but I like it when he is dressed, sorry
boys but face it girl are prettier or do you really want to see a man in a net catsuit? It
will be hard enough to see them at our white dress run.
| Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat | Sun |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | |||||
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
Upcoming events
- Run 1888(3 days)
- Run 1889(10 days)
- Run 1890(17 days)
- Nash Hash New Zealand 2009(77 days)
- PanAsia Hash 2009(104 days)
- Nash Hash Australia(160 days)
