Run 1829
Run 1829 1 October 2007
Vesty Beach
The RUN
Set by Horse and friends
I Horse really managed to organise his run, his friends got the trailer and the beer, set the run and did the piss stop. Oh I forgot Horse organised the tucker. So if you need something to organise Horse is your man or your horse. Did you know his real new is “horse without a name”? And the next question would be is Goose also “Goose without a name” and do we also have without knowing a “rhino without a name”? But we certainly got two “Rutherfords without a name”. But we are going to name one next week, so watch out and think of a name. I asked Google God and he said Rutherford is the "Father of nuclear physics", don't know if this helps. Some other names I had a look at were: silent butt, babewatch, lady boy or toy boy, easy rider, minimus, bigamist, beardie type, false beard.. but don't ask me why. Back to this run: we met at Vesty beach and it was on on to the botanical garden and Mindil beach for walkers.
The run was well set (on flour) and you might know the botanical garden is quiet nice. It has a lot of green stuff, some water features and a lot of flora and fauna inside. The run was up and down, over the small rivers, into the bush. If you saw some parrots there don't even think about capturing them for the Top End 300th PIRATES run! It was a long, long run but only a short walk for walkers. The walkers had more than enough time to have a chat with Cricket in regards to his new leg fashion. Cricket volunteered to hold the piss stop at Mindil beach by the way. That's the spirit, back from hospital and straight into hash business. Hours later runners arrived and got their well earned orange liquid. After the piss stop it was on home and I guess most runners were more than happy.
KFC was elected as song master due to Browneye's absence . You might now asked the question if this was a good idea but I won't answer you! I really hate to judge bad singing and hash singing is especially hard to judge because it is always bad. We had 6 returners! Yes, they all come back sooner or later, some might call it addiction but I would call it too much time and no idea what to do on Monday evening. Anyway welcome back Roxby, Headjob, Princess Laid and I just realised I can't count because I only got 5 people to name. Anyway where are my drugs? Bring me drugs otherwise I will have to call myself Alzheimer.
Next was a really serious fine from Saint Physio. Goose had our trailer for the weekend and he actually tried to clean the gas lines! Why would you clean a gas line? Or did he tried to blow up our trailer? Anyway, Goose was put on ice to think about his actions (and maybe about his plan for the future as well). But he didn't have to sit too long on the ice because we had another serious offence. Damit Janit was wearing a Casuarina Hash T-Shirt! She was told either to take it off or sit on ice. Her choice was the ice and she even pulled her pants down and sat on the ice with a bare bum, that's something new! Even our GM was puzzled and had a good look. CBD announced Top Ends 300th run and I am sure he will do it again next week. Furburger was put on ice next for talking instead of listening. SBS and her interpreter Bones announced a fun raising Dinner Party for a Thai temple building (you will get more information soon). Princess Laid, B&D and Dregs have been overseas so we had a breast inspection but without bare breasts. HIV tried to get closer but he was hit by Princess Laid in self defence. GM tried to fine Guest but she talked him out. Last but not least we had the hares or the hare. Horse, Furburger, Goose and Cricket had to come up to our trailer but only Horse got a down down for setting the run. Afterwards the circle was closed but by the way Sexon is missing her bunny lighter, so if you took it last week give it back, I had it to see big girls crying! :-)
The SCORE
Tucker: BBQ chicken sausages6 for the run (2 for organising it, 1 beach run, 1 bringing tucker, 1 long run) , +1 piss stop, +1 for doing all this on short notice
Horse scored: 8 points
The Words of wisdom
Browneye “Is this the same soup I sat in last time?” No, Browneye, and I still can't understand why you have this strange passion to sit in the soups I cooked. You know you have to sit in milk and honey and not in German soup to get a better skin. But maybe sitting in soups is a long Australian tradition I don't know about.
on on run 1830

