The LOCATION

Lee Point

The RUN
Set by Batchelor CBD

I guess you all knew the location but still it's nice out there even when you have to it share with hundreds and hundreds of mosquito. The hare was CBD but we didn't see him when the run started. There was a mild confusion because runners started their beach run and some walkers wanted to follow but they were supposed to follow the GM and he chose to street trail for some mysterious reason. So runners had a beach and a half bush run and walkers a street walk up to the end of Lee Point Caravan Park. Just next to this park is a small street and somewhere there should have been the piss stop but... But this trail was closed, so no way for a car loaded with piss to get in.
Walkers leaded by our GM started to become nervous because they had to go around the whole caravan park and still there was no piss stop. So they went back to a parallel street and saw a car parked at the end. And yes, it was our piss stop. Only minutes later the first runner arrived and got his well deserved beer. Afterwards it was on back to the trailer. In the meantime there was a park ranger (or at least sort of) at our trailer and asked for our permission to drink alcohol in public. There might be some rules but we have no idea if we can have another run there or not but CBD promised to talk to the police (ha ha) just in case they come around.

The CIRCLE
I think our Songmaster, RA, Haberdash, Hash Cash Apprentice, Hash On Sec Apprentice and PA are all gone missing. So please if you see some strange looking people wandering around, lost, maybe singing but probably drinking please return them next Monday or send them to PO Box 42951 (we collect our mail once a month). Thanks, they might not look like it but they are still needed. But if you find some good looking people no older than 35 male or female you can also bring them around, I am sure we will find a good hash position for them. But they will have to wear mankinis or bikinis that's a new Darwin Hash rule for good looking people and will make our marketing hash department very happy. Okay, I should talk about the circle now (I really hate it when all this voices in my head start to come up with their own ideas what's important to write down.) Fatboy was put on ice because he was the reason for the far-away-piss-stop and also he was blamed for making the GM walk such a long distance. Fatboy insisted he didn't know about the fence and it was just build this very same day. But we all knew this must be a lie. This is Darwin, Northern Territory, nobody would build a fence in one day, we would think about it for a while, draw some plans, discuss them while drinking cold beer, start to think about the purpose of building fences because we had too many beers and would start building it maybe next season. So it was a lie.
Saint Physio was our song master this Monday and he did a great job. I don't know if it was the location or just coincidence but we had four old hash man returning to DHHH. So Ronda, Roxby, Toejob and Tutu got an oversexed but undercocked down down note. Don't asked me what this is but this was the note Saint Physio gave them. Woodchip got a fine for not paying attention and Cricket asked if he could tell a joke so Fatboy would have to sit on ice a little bit longer.
Afterwards we had a second request for joketelling from Goose. CDB got his well deserved down down for stupidity – you shouldn't get married!Our GM had new shoes but because he is a very brave or strange man he offered to drink out of these shoes himself. Maybe he tried it before and it was tasty, who knows? Furburger got a down down for being to noisy and then we had a down down group of hashers with no hash tshirt. It was Ronda, SBS, Princess Laid, B&D. Next person on ice was CBD and he asked all harrierts to line up for his last 5 days he would be available for everything offered. In the meantime we had to fine Fullbottle. He went on a bike hash organized by Rural hash and forgot to bring beer. Rise also wanted to sit on ice and so GM fined him for being too loud and talking too much. Last but not least we had Fatboy and CBD up on the trailer and they got their down down for setting this run.

The SCORE
Tucker: BBQ
5 for the run (2 for organising it, 1 bringing tucker, +1 beach run, +1 well marked) , +1 piss stop, +2 for Batchelor Run (really sad)

CBD and Fatboy scored: 8 points

The Words of wisdom
GM “These are good shoes (when drinking out of it). They don't leak. ” So next time you don't have to bring a handle anymore if you enjoyed it so much...GM “I never had sex on Monday for the last 15 years” Sexon “Welcome to the club!” It's this an attempt to rename our club in “No Monday Sex” club? I mean some hashers might call you lucky because you just talk about Mondays ask.....(names deleted) they had no sex over the last 15 years at all.

on on run 1832