The LOCATION

Totem Road

The RUN
Set by Goose

We had the first hashers arriving at half past five, so I guess they wanted to leave home due o all this Christmas business and who can blame them? The location was well known and so we had lots of hashers and returners turning up. The run started - no not in the direction of Nightcliff Foreshore but bunnings and sadly it was not set on flour. By the way does anybody know what happened to this poor hasher in America who was fined due to setting a run on flour and committing a national security risk? It was only one direction no special trail for walkers. In fact they were told walk as long as you like and come back if you like. No of course it was not that bad we were told there would be a special tucker on this night but no piss stop. It was quiet warm so a lot of runners decided to walk and because it was a pretty long run only very few completed it. Most of them decided to have half of a run or half of a walk. Half exhausted, half sweating, but still in a good mood we found our way back to the trailer.

The CIRCLE
After some cold drinks or at least half cold drinks Goose started to offer his tucker and because the smell was really nice he didn't had to ask twice. It was a Goose-style-home-cooked lamb curry with rice and believe me it was delicious. I really have to mention it because not everybody got some curry but I will tell you the whole story later, first our circle or in fact it's half of a circle because nobody is allowed to stand behind the trailer (who would do it anyway the keg is in the front).CBD must hold the record for sitting on ice and he did it again and again it was for talking. The first down down was for Highbeam because it was her last run, she is leaving for Victory but I am sure she will be back. Who wants to live in Victory? You know they all coming back sooner or later, it's called Darwin addiction. So CBD got his down down because we had to put Goose on ice. Goose cooked curry as I mentioned before but he left half of the curry somewhere, even his better half couldn't find it, so he thinks he might have put it on the roof of his car and not in the back. Believe me Goose this is not clever. There are only two options: someone will blame you for polluting our environment or you will have some hungry people turning up. So which option would you prefer? Dingo and Karaoke joined us again so they got a welcome back down down. Next were down downs for oversea people and we had: Dick Tracy, Saint Physio, Fullbottle, Dregs and Sexon (1 Europe, 4 Bali) so our male hasher had to do a dip test and this time it was over shadowed by Saint Physio's performance.

Don't ask me why but he tried to lift his best part with two sticks before dipping it. “It” must have been weak so if he doesn't come on Monday he failed the dip test and is sick. But he certainly got our attention for 5 min. HIV was put on ice for frontrunning and he actually asked for a permanent position on ice, how about 10 min every Monday? Dregs got another down down because her Jimmy dog pissed on the English man's bag but let me tell you he was the second dog, and Horse will get his down down next week. But I wonder what was in this bag if two dogs wanted to mark it? A dead cat? But it was a nice Goodbye present for Paul the English because he is off home now. Princess Laid as promised had to drink out of her new shoes and she did it! Good girl, at least one female hasher is listening what our GM tells. But Princess Laid wants to keep the chook, she washed it, cuddled it and now the chook doesn't want to leave. Goose offered to cook a chicken curry but it would just be half of a curry anyway, so don't bother.

Saint Physio had two presents he brought back from Bali. First candidate was Furburger he received a “Deutschland” Tshirt. So I guess Saint Physio can't stand Furburger that's why he gave him this wonderful tshirt. The second lucky person was SBS. She received a “Harden up, Princess” sticker. I really have to book a trip to Bali, I am sure I will find a similar perfect present for Saint Physio. By the way Furburger loves the shirt, so hope you got a spare room when I kick him out due to visual cruelty :-) Last but not least the hare Goose received his down down.

The SCORE
Tucker: Half of a lamb curry
5 for the run (2 for organising it, 1 bringing tucker, +1 well marked trail , +1 single hare) +1 a this Half-theme run, +1 for half of the lamb curry

Goose scored: 8 points

The Words of wisdom
CBD “Let's call it the half run, half a run, half a curry and half a moon.” Not half bad! Saint Physio “ These sticks are called Bali Viagra” but Genset insisted “ Please up your pants up, I don't care what this is” As you see there is always something between men and women mostly arguing. .

on on run 1837