The LOCATION

Fannie Bay – 10 Giles Street

The RUN
Set by Barbwire, Guest, Toejob

Happy New Year and it is business than usual. I know you all missed this shit sheet so I decided to start writing again about good and evil hashers, gossip, fights and totally boring Mondays. We all met at Barbwire's and Guest's house and had to promise to keep the language at a “G” rated level because as you know they are normal people in this world. But when I think again.. there are so many Australians who manage to use the word “Fuck” 5-10 times in one sentence I must say Darwin Hash is Non-Australian. But anyway I will not discuss this matter. We started and the run was set on blue tape and we were promised there wouldn't be a piss stop. But I guess due to holiday season and too much to eat and drink in these days most of our runners were quiet keen to run an extra mile. There was a street crossing and it went around Fannie Bay and we had a small water crossing next to the sewage farm but even our two runners with new shoes crossed it. So in the end we had a lot of dirty shoes, a good idea why it's not always nice to have big trees in the garden (we had a mini cyclone the weekend before and saw a couple of fallen trees on the run), we all lost a little bit of weight because it was quiet hot and humid and we were all lucky that so many hashers survived the holidays. All together a pleasant little run/walk on a Monday late afternoon.

The CIRCLE
First of all I would like to thank Barbwire for providing me a bar stool. It's really nice to see somebody who actually appreciate a working person. Secondly I would like to thank Cricket for trying to pick on me. Find your own whipping boy and don't whinge around like a girl if you have to sit on ice. It's just sad to see such a big man whinging, even in the good old days not one man would whinge for being disciplined. That's beneath him. But anyway good try, maybe if you would wear your little white skirt and your blonde wig it would work. As I said before this circle was without swearing and without offensive singing due to neighbours. First thing and the main reason for cricket to whinge was the fact we had to put him on ice. Guess what: he brought a Casuarina Hash shit sheet to Darwin hash! I mean this is really an offence. But the main question and nobody remembered to ask was how did he get this piece of paper? He must have been running with them! Shouldn't he sit on ice next week again for running with Casuarina Hash? But at least there was a good joke in the shit sheet. We had some returning runners: Tobasco, Gash and Stakeout and a visitor from Fannie Bay named Karen. Gonzo and Cricket had new but dirty shoes and because it was the first run in 2008 we decided they'll just get a down down for this offence. Also, you never know if it's a good idea to drink from a shoe which is covered in sewage dirt. And as you know we need Cricket because he is our Hash Cash! But still I guess we should call him Girly Cricket for all his performance! Furburger was put on ice afterwards for not coming to hash and being a little girl when he is sick. Majorworries was the next one ice for being too silly. Than we had a complaint from Sir Shitlid, he ask for better piss. GM was first not really responsive to it because nobody else complaint but later in the evening we opened up another keg. We also had a sad story this time, Dregs told us Fullbottle cut off his left thumb and had a 10-hours operation. Just to let you know it didn't work very well, now they'll try to regrow part of the thumb and he has to stay in hospital for a month. So if you want to visit him or send him get-well-letters you are more than welcome! Last but not least our hare family, Toejob, Barbwire and Guest. Barbwire was in the middle of a phone call and Guest was in the middle of preparing tucker so Toejob got a down down for the whole family and the circle was closed.

The SCORE
Tucker: Chilli on carne
6 for the run (2 for organising it, +1 first run in 2008, +1 water crossing, 1 marked trail) , +2 for non BBQ tucker, +0.5 for having the courage to set a run in Fannie Bay

Barbwire, Guest and Toejob scored: 8.5 points

The Words of wisdom
Majorworries: “What do you think? I' am on drugs every day.” I think everybody has figured this out by now but maybe you should change the drugs... Cricket “I got a hot arse, I melted all the ice” .. and I like whinging like a girl...So wearing a shirt might be good option :-)

on on run 1844