The LOCATION

Doctors Gully

The RUN
Set by Headjob and Gonzo

It was the Monday after Australia day, so everyone was quiet relaxed. We had rain in the afternoon but again no rain at our hash run only a few drops to remind us we are in wet season. The run started at Doctors Gully and Gonzo and Headjob decided to move our beer trailer a little bit further up to the BBQ area, which wasn't a bad idea because sometimes it's nice to sit while eating, especially when you just have a plastic bowl with hot food inside and don't like the smell burning skin. So 20 hashers started again for a run/walk around the city on blue tape. This run had a little bit of everything, a green walkway, Darwin sightseeing through a wealthy area, some hills, water, some false trails and a shorter version for the walkers but ... I know what you think, these bloody foreigner always have to complain but I can't help myself, it was hot on the walk so it must have been even hotter for the runners, so I missed a piss stop and of course a personal slave with a palm leave to cool me down but maybe the second wish is too much to ask for. But I still want a piss stop! Can't remember when we had our last piss stop (oh it was at Saint Physio's Christmas run but I missed it because I had to see the whole golf club first). So please dear hashers, it's hot out there so a piss stop would be appreciated even if it's just orange stuff and nobody seriously would like to know what you put inside. Remember you set a run maybe twice a year, so give your best!

The CIRCLE
Oh before I start to write about the circle there was no ice and no Majorworries this time so you can see I don't make it up. But one committee member really wants to see me sitting on the ice. So I would like you to remember ice-sitting is really bad for woman. It's bad for their mood and I think I don't have to explain what it's like if a woman is in a bad mood. Also we don't have to cool down, because we usually don't run as hot as men do. If you want to fine me put Furburger on the ice believe me hearing his complains afterwards is worse than 2 min on ice.Back to the real business but it was a short circle anyway. OBE was our choirmaster of the day because we are still missing our real choir master, he turned up for a run some runs ago but not for the circle. He is either really busy or got a secret girl friend. We had a down down for our returning runner Crasher. Headjobs daughter and her boy friend joined us (so two virgins hopefully) and they got a down down too.

Gonzo was asked to fill up their cups with beer but it was a difficult job for him. Took him really long (for a hasher). Furburger got a down down for wearing a “Deutschland” shirt. But I guess this was a protest in regards to Australia Day, it will take him at least 5 more years of drinking experience to become a real Aussie. We had a nice reason for a down down afterwards. Saint Physio is now Grand Dad Saint Physio with a grand son called Jackson. So Gonzo offered him a special Grand dad song as down down song. We had a short thumbs up-update from Dregs and Fullbottle will stay in hospital for another 4 weeks so go and see him!

The SCORE
Tucker: Lamb stew
6 for the run (2 for organising it, +2 good walking, +1 marked trail, +1 bringing food) , +1 for non BBQ tucker, +1 pleasant and different city run

Gonzo & Headjob scored: 8 points

The Words of wisdom
Cricket: “I got a plan“ Oh, that's bad! Usually all bad things start with: I got a plan, I got a vision or I got an idea... Look, if such thought strikes you, get yourself another beer and be quiet. Really bad things can happen otherwise like world wars, invention of Microsoft vista, marriages or emancipation. Read T. Pratchett, thinking can overheat your head and is not good you you.

on on run 1847