The LOCATION

Lake Street

The RUN
Set by Saint Physio, Sir Willing and Organ Grinder

It must say I was totally prepared for this run. Prepared to get lost on the golf course again, prepared to walk a long run and miss the piss stop again and prepared to hear complains about a long run. But as always it was different. The run was set on pink and white tape and there was a “shorter” version for walkers. It started right in the backyard of Saint Physio's house and Heidi was not really happy to see so many people running through her territory. We walked/run along the golf course but not all of us were brave enough to cross the small but dirty creek. So we followed the run from the other side of the creek and because it was set on very pink tape it was easy to follow. Sir Willing showed us a check after we left the creek behind us and so we were on track again, easy! I must say I expected the run to go back at this point in time but no, we passed a couple of clubs/community centres and all had fences, so no way for short cutters. Then we finally saw the promised split-up for the runner/walker, so at least something. Hours later along the highway and confused by much attention from bored driver (yes we know you found your signal horn) we saw a light in the distance. Maybe it really was a near death or at least a very thirsty experience but we saw a light! This light was actually waving to us and had some cup in it's hand and it was.... Organ Grinder waiting at the piss stop with refreshing drinks. Afterwards it was on back, finally.... and nobody got lost on the golf course... .

The CIRCLE
First of all I have to say, show more respect! I know it's hard to shut up for 20 min especially if Monday evening is the only time when you have something to say and I am also sure it's so important to talk during the circle because your news can't wait another 20 min. Next time we will wait again with the tucker, so at least you are hungry and have something to complain about.By the way did you noticed our GM and Songsmaster were back? First of all we had returners: Fatboy (we miss you), Bones (love your new running gear), SBS (she trained in Perth, drinking not running) and Quarteroff (smiling as usual, does somebody know the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland? Maybe there is a relationship somewhere?). Next business was something new. As you know Interhash is always inspiring and this time we came back with a new toy, no a sex toy but also fun. Some might call it “The long arm of the law” others say this are “Hamersley handcuffs”, but let's say it is long, hard and you will certainly get wet.... If you don't believe me just ask and you can try it next Monday. Our first lucky tester was HIV and I must say we were all impressed. It is not easy to handle but he took it slowly and managed to use it. I am sure he was more than satisfied afterwards...I am sure he will not hold checks again or be a front runner just to use it again. Next up was Bones and he had a story to tell (or to suffer of it). He went on a Superman ride, lost his designer glasses and had to buy 5$ glasses from the Chemistry. So he got a down down. HIV was put on the ice for talking and we had Stakeout to entertain him with a joke. Next on ice was Furburger, just so he doesn't forget how it is. Finally our hares Saint Physio and Sir Willing got their down downs. By the way a hasher was spotted in a pub during our run! Please report to our GM for your fine!

The SCORE
Tucker: Roast
6 for the run (+2 for organising it, +2 marked trail, +1 bringing food, +1 long run) +2 piss stop, +1 nice food

Saint Physio and Sir Willing scored: 9 points

The Words of wisdom
HIV “If you know where the quiz night is you win instantly” Nice idea but when our (dis)organiser is not sure about where it is how should he/she know you guessed right? We all love these chicken/eggs guesses...

on on run 1857