The LOCATION

Homes Jungles

The RUN
Set by Roxby and Sexon

It's just a nice area, easy running, nice bush land and no other people, we even saw wild life (birds and ants). Our hares set a trail for walkers on pink tape and for runners on green tape. Especially the green tape was very welcomed by our runners because it was easy to spot in our colorful lush woodlands. But mind you nobody got lost not even Guest. We had a nice run/walk but I wonder if Fullbottle and Crusher had an even better run, they were running in the wrong direction, too much talking during the run I guess. Must have been an interesting topic. Our first front runner (I just count the pack) was beaten by a nephew of Saint Physio and he didn't even get a down down for it! We had one tumble on the run but nothing happened. So all together just another day in the office or should I say in the woods?

The CIRCLE
We getting bigger again and even had 4 visitors this time but as you know we have to care for our club members first. So the first fine went to Guest for falling while talking.Rhino got the next fine for being away and drinking with relatives instead of drinking at hash. We had Saint Physio's nephews Paul and Steven and two hashers from down south, so they all got a visitors down down. One of our visitor fined Quarter-off. Quarter-off rang to give them a lift but he rang in the middle of “coupleling” after a week absence. You see there is no justice, you try to be a good hasher and you'll get a fine for it. Afterwards it was joke time: 2x Virgin Blue, 2x GM, Barbwire and Physio's nephew again. Let's just say ask Barbwire about deep moaning or better ask Guest! We couldn't name a new chook fucker because our chook is on holidays in Melbourne. .


The SCORE
Tucker: Chicken, handmade coleslaw and bred.
RUN 4 out of 5
FOOD 4 out of 5
SPECIALS marked trails for walkers and runners
MOOD Sex-talks all over

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