The LOCATION

Golf Club

The RUN
Set by KFC and Fingerlicking

It's just around the corner and on yellow tape and you know where the piss stop is. Not much of an instruction for this run. But still the harder part was to find the starting point of it. I would really like to say something special about this run but I walked with Enola and Sexons sister and first of all we didn't see tape, we went over the Golf club, behind the caravan park and back to Physios house. So nothing exciting about it. We were back 35 min later and waited and waited for the runners (we already started to drink at the piss stop). At the piss stop we had a visitor waiting. Apparently he didn't find the starting point and went straight to Saint Physio's house with him. By the way watch out for Crusher she enjoys throwing golf balls at innocent boys!

The CIRCLE
You could call it a family run! We had a sister, parents, nephews, wives, husbands and some bastards. Headjob got the first down down for painting a church member and being in the paper. Good PR work everyone is talking about the church at the moment, so I am sure you will get more orders (isn't she clever?). Gonzo got the next down down for wearing pink shorts (I know what you think now but I am sure there must be a clan somewhere in the Indian jungle who worships men in pink shorts and think its great fashion.) Bones got a down down for working too much and not coming to hash afterwards. Next thing we had to do was putting our Kiwi visitor on ice. He didn't come forward when GM ask for visitors, so bad luck! I am sure we had a voting for a new chook fucker and I am not sure if its KFC for not being able to open his car to connect the light cable to the battery. (I will ask next Monday if we got a new chook fucker) HIV got a down down just because! We had a joke from Roo Rooter (our Kiwi friend) and Gonzo. But we had a really important down down for Browneye. It was his wedding anniversary, so he decided to come to hash. What a man! Or better what a stupid man, I am sure he will have to pay for it. Last but not least we had the hares KFC and Fingerlicking for a traditional hares down down.


The SCORE
Tucker: Curry, rice and Indian bread.
RUN 3 out of 5
FOOD 4 out of 5
SPECIALS Piss Stop
MOOD Long lasting

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