The LOCATION

Buffalo Creek RD

The RUN
Set by Browneye & Whorenuts

I really couldn't believe the runners didn't find the trail. Walkers pick up all tape afterwards and it was well marked. That's why I believe runners must have been blind to too lazy running through the bush. Either way: shame on you! We had a couple of false trails and a small hill, so it was not a bad run. We certainly missed the big group from last Monday because this time only very few brave hashers missed the Darwin cup and went to the hash run. We had an American runner and he actually did the whole mile! I guess GM has to give more fines to short cutters or non trail running people otherwise we can skip the run and start drinking at 6 pm :-)

The CIRCLE
This time we had the tucker before the circle and I must say it was a bad idea! Or at least it would have been nice to have the chicken with bread or have some napkins. Writing with oily fingers is not fun. Anyway, first of all Fullbottle announced the next fund raising event for our 4 balls up. It is this Saturday and it is a car race starts at 10 am dripstone cliffs. Also Fullbottle got the first down down for not telling he was hosting nice harmony run girls. Whorenuts got the next down down and we had a virgin afterwards. But the main event was a dip test for Whorenuts (see picture). Another visitor didn't come forward so GM put him on ice and we had three jokes in the meantime. His name was John by the way and as far as I can tell he didn't like Australian beer. But to make it up he told us a joke but Genset ruined it. By the way this joke must be listed in a visitor book for Darwin. This was the third time in only 6 weeks! Our chook fucker forgot his chook!! So we couldn't name a new one. Last but not least both hares got a down down.


The SCORE
Tucker: Chicken with chicken and chicken
RUN 3 out of 5
FOOD 3 out of 5
SPECIALS decorated car
MOOD relaxed

on on run 1873