The LOCATION

Lake Cres

The RUN
Set by Saint Physio & Gash

First of all, yes we had 10 brave hasher who did the Australia Day Run in the rain and early in the morning. We also had a VB photo shooting for our sponsor. So maybe this day off was the reason we had only 15 hashers who came for the run/walk all other were I guess busy or drunk. Saint Physio did a good job in setting the run and even had a look if no-one had stolen the tape. We had a nearly hip deep water crossing and two hasher decided to go for a swim. Yes but they didn't plan it. It was just really slippery so OBE and Boy Gorge took a dip. We had a deluxe piss stop with home-brewed Tequila for Margaritas and Whiskey for Whiskey/Coke. Both drinks were nice and strong!

The CIRCLE
This time we had to start with a dip test for Sir Animal, he was overseas again. But he was also unlucky because there were only a couple of harrietts around. GM called ¼ and Mango up but released ¼ because he didn't do anything, so I guess it was just a test if he was still paying attention. Tutu was put on ice for not running and Mango got a down down for the same reason. Finemaster ¼ fined Boy Gorge and OBE for swimming during the run. But he couldn't fine non Australia day runner because even the GM was not there. We had jokes from GM and Animal and Saint Physio got a fine for parking the trailer in a puddle for the Australia day run. Virgin Blue had another joke for us and we fined Rice for turning up late and not running. Tutu took his time to tell us another joke while struggling with putting up his pants. Our hares got the last down down of the day.


The SCORE
Tucker: Chilli sausages, Salad, Tomatoes, Bread
RUN 4.5 out of 5
FOOD 4.5 out of 5
SPECIALS Deluxe piss stop
MOOD Recovering

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