Good turnout for a Queens Birthday Monday holiday. About 30 runners and walkers. A couple of late starters including Skiddy and Marro.
Your Scribe, Animal and Fatboy did a very short shortcut of about 20 minutes so we could guard the piss from any Robbers. Head Hare, Cricket advises that the run went down Dingo Lane, up Back Alley Sally, and down to Samson and Delilah. (I assume he means the back streets to Kulaluk) Co Hare, Monkey got apprehended by the local Constabulary on Kulaluk ave while setting the run. When they realized he was harmless they sent him on his way rejoicing with pockets jingling and rectum tingling.
Well, then, along the beach past Kulaluk and the homes of rich nasty people who yell at Hashers running on their lawn. Then back home along the old Speedway (now Velodrome). 

BACK AT THE TRAILER
The last of the runners got home before 7pm. Physio noted that the hash trailer still had empty kegs from the AGPU but discovered an almost full cask of Pleasant Valley Port from the same party.

THE BOOZE
The Usual CUB Stubbies etc But we had the trailer this week and consequently there was a light.
THE CIRCLE
 At 1914hrs, GM Gash started the Circle and appointed Animal as Choir Master in the absence of Gonzo.

DOWN DOWNS
Full Bottle (Hash Booze) for leaving empty kegs in the Trailer.
Chook Fucker – Goose – Absent because he is in Swine Flu quarantine after attending the State of Origin and fraternizing on the plane with some Throb female named Pulsating Pussy.
Visitors – Killer from Casuarina hash who got lost after the City to Surf.
Returning Runners -  HIV who may have held a check this time.
City To Surf Legends – Killer and Karaoke
Fines - Ex GM Steakout was fined for not listening . Skiddy was fined for not running
 
The Circle finished about 1940hrs
The Tucker – Traditional Snags and Onions but no Margarine (you tight pricks)
The bread was fresh though.
THE HARES – Cricket and Monkey. Monkey was chastised for smoking cigarettes while cooking.

on on run 1917