4 Runners turned up at the New Dump Gates and 26 idiots including one of the Hares went to the entrance to Holmes Jungle.  Braman had to ride off on his push bike and direct said idiots to the run site. Smack on 6pm, Trailmaster Browneye sent us off into the burnt out ankle country between the old and new Dumps. The surfeit of orange/pink tape meant that the pack spread out over half the Top End of the Territory calling plaintively ‘Are You’

A few checks and lots of barb wire fences later we were back at the trailer.

Most of the pack were back home by 7pm

BACK AT THE TRAILER
Discussion about the NT News article intimating that a Mr Fitzgerald who was convicted of importing a kiddy porn dvd from the Philippines was a Darwin Hash member. Of course it wasn’t our own Tutu, it was some Rural Hashman with the same sir name.

THE BOOZE
We had VB and Cascade Light Stubbies

THE CIRCLE
At 1937hrs, GM Gash started the Circle with Choir Master, Gonzo.

DOWN DOWNS
Jenset fined for being her usual quiet self.
George Bush, Penny, Headjob and Sexon were fined for not wearing Hash apparel.
New Runners – None
Returning Runners – SBS and Bones.

Visitors – Nil

Chook Fucker – Goose – Had 3 nominations. Rhino and General were nominated for being greedy piggies but Jenset got the chook for using the C word in an uncharacteristic outburst.
Other Fines – Gonzo fined Animal (one of the Hares) for not knowing where his run started from.

JOKES – Physio
Physio told one about Aboriginals buying land in Thailand

The Circle finished about 1950hrs

THE TUCKER – Corned Dog Sangers

THE HARES – Animal and Braman
on on run 1922