The Picnic day/Darwin Cup Public Holicay kept the Pack small. Only 20 runners/walkers turned up at the Lake Alexander Car Park, East Point, surrounded by Illegal Campers. At 6.02pm the pack headed off towards East Point, only to be thwarted by a false trail. Then into the mangroves on a board walk. Off the board walk and into the shaggy. Out of the shiggy and past Spot On Marine. Up past the Shit Farm and around Fannie Bay racecourse (filled with drunken punters). Then on on home up East Point Road. The front runners came in at 1900 hrs.

BACK AT THE TRAILER
Now, here’s a story. KFC borrowed the trailer on behalf of the NT Police to provide refreshments at the Sgt Glen Huitson 10 year Memorial Service. (Glen Huitson was a well liked and respected NT Police Officer who was murdered 10 years ago) Darwin Hash waived the usual $80.00 trailer hire fee out of respect. However, the trailer was supposed to be returned to the Hash at 4.30pm. At 5.45pm Physio rang KFC wondering about the whereabouts of our trailer. KFC located the trailer at the Police College and got it to Hash by the end of the run. Apparently all the Coppers got pissed and forgot about us. Physio will ask KFC to request a $20.00 donation to the RSPCA from the Police Association for their negligence.

THE BOOZE
VB Stubbies and Fosters Light Ice Stubbies. The PINT club had run out of Cascade Light.

THE CIRCLE
Tabasco was fined for talking on a mobile phone during the circle. General was fined for washing the shiggy from his runners thus delaying the circle. (General needed clean runners to wear on the plane to Vietnam the next day. The Softcocks who refused to follow the trail into the shiggy were also up for a down down. Animal - Got a down down for being Animal

New Runners – Nil Returning

Runners – CBD, Fucknose (Animal’s brother Dick Sedman), Killer (Cas Hash), Monkey and Tobasco

Visitors – See above, .

Chook Fucker – Sexon – No nominations again, got a down down for not running with theChook

Jokes - Animal told one about Large breasts equals silly women etc Steakout told one about a Carpenter who realized he was a lesbian Physio told one about toilet paper making breasts larger. CBD told a good one about marmalade and jam. Jenset told one about Nina waiting for Franks teeth.

The Circle finished about 1940hrs

THE TUCKER Havasack told me it was Soljanka. (Some soupy European dish which sounds like SoWanka)

THE HARES – Furburger and Havasack

on on run 1925