The promise of running around dressed as a woman must have been a trigger to come around. We had 39 beautiful men and women turning up dressed in white dresses and blonde wigs. These beautiqueens were guarded by at least 10 dogs - all shapes and sizes. We even had a couple of visiting hash men/women who made the effort of dressing up for this occasion. Armed with RSPCA buckets we climbed the stairs at Deckchair cinema and aimed for pubs to collect as much money as possible. Some hash men were brave enough to run on their own but most runner/ walker tried to stay in a pack and tried to look not too stupid. But to be fair some of the men actually look better in women clothes, at least you just see half of the beer belly, bold head and unshaved legs. All runners made it back and no one was offended too badly and yes we collected a lot of money. Altogether including hash takings we will hand over $1950 to the RSPCA. So a good run for a good course and hopefully a lot of happy animals which will profit from our Monday night out in town.

BACK AT THE TRAILER
Because there was no trail people came back whenever they felt like it. First were back at 6.30pm but most came back at 7pm and yes our trailer was there waiting for us!

THE BOOZE
Beer and SkyBlue and more beer later.

THE CIRCLE
GM, Gash started the Circle at 1925hrs in his best black and white dress.

DOWN DOWNS

Pure Blonde virgins - Weejimmy & CBD – it was their first white dress run (CBD just wanted a beer but his dress was nice, so we gave him his down down)

Fines - Fatboy – was fined by Genset because his dress was too short, I am not sure if you would call it a dress Braindamage – Fine for donating his last money to RSPCA and having no money left for buying a beer on the run Shoe Drinking – Furburger and Cricket had new shoes and hoped no-one would notice

New Runners – Nil

Visitors – Fussy, Wippy and Cockatoo (I think) I remember hearing something about Canberra Returning Runners – Dingo, Braindamage, Woodchip, Damitjanit Ice Sitting - Toejob for talking, Dingo – for taking too long to open his returners beer

Chook Fucker – Furburger – got the chook for harassing the security guard at Parliament house and not getting any further than the front door

Jokes - GM long joke and I just can't remember it anymore but it was a pure blonde joke Irish man – the main reason why you should be a post man Goose – true story time again Down down – for committee for organizing run

The Circle finished about 1957hrs

THE TUCKER Vegetarian food (joke) it was dead chicken, bread and salad

THE HARES – Committee

on on run 1926