The Wooden eye heading will be explained at the dip test section. A small pack of about 22 Hounds (runners) gathered at Fullbottles place anticipating a marathon run set by two of our fitter Hashers.At 6.03pm we headed out down Narrows road to Bagot Road. Across to Ludmilla, past Fannie Bay Race track around to Dick Ward Dve and the Shit farm, down into the palm forest near Richardson Park, back through Ludmilla, across Bagot Road and home. Your Scribe and Barbwire were about last in at 1910hrs. Not a bad run.

BACK AT THE TRAILER
There was little time for chat before the GM boarded the Trailer.

THE BOOZE
Hmm, not sure, Saw VB, Melbourne and Fosters Light stubbies as well as Sky blue vodks. (Bloody heck, can’t we get back to Cascade light)

THE CIRCLE
GM, Gash hunted around and eventually picked out Furburger as Choirmaster. The Circle commenced at about 1920hrs.

DOWN DOWNS

New runners Nil Pat and Jenset were up for not wearing Hash gear. Poor effort by Jenset who is our Haberdash.

Returning Runners – SBS, Barbwire, Physio.

Dip tests – Physio and Barbwire – Physio did his with a wooden willie he brought back from Vietnam. Barbwire didn’t have to do a diptest because he had Guest with him on their trip to Europe and UK, to keep him honest. However, he told two jokes, one about being born with either a big dick or a bad memory, he forgot which. The other was something about needing a new Cock to get chooks pregnant.
Visitors – Honeypot from Port Moresby Hash. When you have been in PNG for 6 months they give you a black piece of paper and a white piece of paper and if you can’t tell the difference they send you on leave.
Chook Fucker – Furburger – Left the Chook behind. So no nominations.
Jokes – Barbwire – See Diptests above. Honeypot got a late fine for trying to make Darwin Hash environmentally friendly. The Circle finished at 1941hrs

THE TUCKER Very nice Roast Beef, gravy and mashed potato sandwiches. Plenty of Mustard but NO CHILI SAUCE!!!!!

THE HARES – Sexon & Fullbottle

on on run 1927