The Pack were astounded when Fatboy rocked up for the run. We all thought he was at deaths door after his little heart glitch. However it is impossible to keep a good (or bad) Hashman down and Fatboy is cruising. It is not that easy to kill off a Hashman. At 6.02pm the Pack of 24 headed off on blue tape and white chalk in the direction of Bunnings. Then, past Bunnings and across the road to Milner. Through a few streets of Milner, across Bagot Rd. to Dick Ward Dve. The walkers and short cutters went straight home and arrived at 6.40pm The Runners kept going through the Kulaluk area and back through Coconut Grove and home by 7.00pm.

BACK AT THE TRAILER. Woodchip arrived on his pushbike at the end of the run. Bad timing, because he was made Hare for next week’s run.

THE BOOZE
VB and Melbourne Cans, Cascade Light Stubbies and leftover Light Keg from Tour De Piss

THE CIRCLE
GM, Gash opened proceedings at around 1920hrs. DOWN DOWNS Havasack tried to fine Furburger for allowing his phone number (which Havasack had printed on Furburgers arm) to be seen by the Pack at the Tour De Piss. Havasack got 20 hoax calls from Hashers before she finally got a genuine ‘Pick me Up Liebchen’ call from a very pissed Furburger. It seems the Chook got the down down. Fatboy was fined for volunteering to be Sober Bob but not being allowed to drive because of his Dicky Ticker Toejob tried to fine Mango for driving the Mango truck like Aarton Senna but failed because Mango was not present.

Naming – Penny Paton did not get named, although there were a few suggestions.

New Runners – Nil

Returning Runners – Major Worries. (Was iced for a reason unknown to your Scribe) Not sure how Sally escaped a down down.

Dip tests – General, Full Bottle, Sexon. There seemed to be general disinterest in this exercise.

Visitors – Nil

Chook Fucker – Furburger tried to give the Chook to Guest but called her Jenset by mistake and so keeps the Chook.

Jokes – Barbwire told one about a Grandpa Croaking

The Circle finished at 1938hrs

THE TUCKER Big Fat Sausage Sangers.

THE HARES – Gash & Karaoke

on on run 1931