Over 40 runners, the biggest pack in yonks gathered at Physio and OG’s for an evening of running, drinking, singing and lies. At 6.01pm the pack headed off up Lakes Cres on chalk and pink tape. Left through a park to McMillans Rd. Up to the end of KOA Caravan park. Right into the bush, along a creek bed, into more scrub. Onto Amy Jonson. Left onto Mc Millans and a Piss Stop of Light and Stormy (White Rum and Ginger Beer) at KOA Caravan park. Jenset couldn’t remember where the piss stop was (even though she was told by Physio at the start) and missed out on the Champagne.

BACK AT THE TRAILER
The pack gathered under Physio’s place and proceeded to demolish the beer at a great rate. Later in the night a bottle of Thai Mekong Whisky was produced and emptied.

THE BOOZE
Bit of left over VB keg, VB stubbies and Cascade Light. Hash Booze had to go and get more supplies when the heavy ran out early.

THE CIRCLE
GM, Gash opened proceedings at 1920 hrs. Called for a Choirmaster because he didn’t see Gonzo who was right in front of him. Trail Master called up by GM and asked why booze was off . BrownEye responded’ Don’t ask me I’m the Trail Master’. Hash Booze called up and said keg was nearly empty. Brown Eye called back up and got a DD for bringing an emply keg to hash. He replied ‘Spank Me’. None of this makes any sense because Physio brought the leftover keg from OBE’s.

DOWN DOWNS

Ayatollah (from Sydney Posh Hash) got a DD for a reason that escaped your scribe.

New Runners – Headjob was up for new runners but Gonzo drank out of them because he paid for them.

Returning Runners – Lamb Shanks, Poxy Scase, Muscle Puller Marro, Virgin Blue

Visitors – Nobody

Chook Fucker – Furburger – Handed the Chook over to Sexon. Charged for swapping a Harley to Dregs for Full Bottle – Gonzo interrupted ‘How much would you pay for Full Bottle’?. Sexon said she rather have the Harley back as it was a better ride. We all know this story is a Furphy because Dregs gave Full Bottle the flick at the start of Interhash Perth and Sexon only came on the scene later.

JOKES – Jenset told a Kevin Rudd Joke. Virgin Blue told one about the Pearly Gates being stolen. Physio told one about Tycoons

The Circle finished at 1950hrs

THE TUCKER Sausage sandwiches with Sauerkraut and Chilli sauce.

THE HARES – Sir Physio

on on run 1936