Darwin Hash House Harriers

One black one, one white one, and one with a little shite on
And one with a little light on, to show us the way
She's not a great looker, but everyone took 'er
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

You'd need a coal miner to find her vagina
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
If she were my daughter I'd have them cut shorter
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I've touched it, I've licked it, it tastes just like brisket
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
She lived by the waterfront, with the waves lapping up and down her cunt
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She married an Italian, who was hung like a fucking stallion
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
She divorced the Italian, and married the stallion
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I folded her lips back, and there found a six-pack
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
It was always hit-or-miss, whether I could find her clitoris
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I reached into her thing, and there found my class ring
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
I've licked it, I've felt it, it was just like velvet
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She says that she's not a whore, but she bangs like a shithouse door
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
The aroma it lingers, it smells like fish fingers
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She met a Hash House Harrier, who fucked her but wouldn't marry her
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
It'd take a brontosaurus to eat her clitoris
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

It'd take a bloody wrecker to extract your pecker
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
It's like going through a forest, to find her clitoris
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
Her love thought he'd seduced her, but turned out he'd only goosed her.
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

On her first trip through Melbourne, she strangled her firstborn
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
She lives on a cattle ranch, and shits like a bloody avalanche
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

If she were my daughter, I'd have her cut it much shorter
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
On a trip through Vladivostock, she sampled a bit of horsecock
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She sits on a mountain, and pisses like a bloody fountain
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
I flicked it, I licked it, I even drop kicked it

And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
I fucked her, I sucked her, I even loose rucked her
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I touched it, I poked it, I even rolled and smoked it
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
It takes a hasher from Darwin to fuck her a dozen times
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees